Mr. Crow

Gorilla/Wizard/Southern Lawyer. Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern Lawyer. Try Jesus instead.

Park soul at own risk. No bailment created.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

Seriously, don't buy your Dad anything for Fathers Day.
Just assume that he has a jolly good damned reason for anything that he asks. Just do it. Maybe you'll understand after. Just let him have one day where he does not have to use the Dad voice. It'll be like a vacay for him.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

Me: Hey child. I need to delete account X that you don't use anymore.
[I know if she asks WHY it will take minutes and I'll get exasperated.]
Her: Why?
Me: it's necessary.
Her: Why?
Me: Because of...[3 minutes later].
Her: Fine! You don't need to get huffy about it!

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@elonmusk @StealthyStoat I'll say! Hubba hubba!

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@drpoppyBHRT We did frog in 8th grade. In HS, we did fetal pigs

[Robert Patrick 🇺🇸 @robertpatrickT2]

A lot of folks have asked why I jumped into the #SaveStargate campaign.

Truth is, this was never about how many episodes I appeared in.

It was about supporting friends, standing behind a cast and crew I respect and recognizing one of the most passionate fan communities out there. The Stargate universe has meant a great deal to a lot of people for a very long time.

When people care that deeply about something and work that hard to keep it alive, I’m happy to lend my voice.

Some things are worth getting loud about.

LFG #SaveStargate @rachel_luttrell @JoeFlanigan

https://t.co/z5KiNikIJ2

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@FletchMatlock They have to read to the children because the kids cannot read.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@TheAthletic @HenryBushnell Are you broken up that Haiti was the first team mathematically eliminated?

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

Sub in "rape 250k girls" for "detonate nuke" and he's doing the Norm.

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

Hey @RupertLowe10 you blew the dog-whistle this week, and people have reacted exactly how you wanted them to.

Over 4m Muslims in the UK, and you have made every single one of us a target.

You should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@sparkly_jules1 Either Ephraim Zimbalist Jr., or Sean Pertwee.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

Australian discovers Texas Roadhouse…

First, he calls it a “fancy restaurant,” and he couldn’t be more wrong. Texas Roadhouse isn’t just a fancy ole restaurant. It’s a giant slice of heaven brought down to earth.

This man loves the bread, the free refills, the service.

In response to those outside the US complaining about tipping there: “You don’t have to tip… you WANT to tip. These are the most wonderful people on earth.”

“I don’t even know why some of you Americans are so angry all the time; you guys have Texas Roadhouse in your country.”

You got that right. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#worldcup #usa

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@SvenTystnad He also played BATMANUEL on The Tick.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@Terry_Jim And to you Jim!

This year I want to hang with my kids, spend some time at the pool, maybe eat some Chinese food.

If I can teach my kids something along the way? Total bonus!

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

Seriously, don't buy your Dad anything for Fathers Day.
Just assume that he has a jolly good damned reason for anything that he asks. Just do it. Maybe you'll understand after. Just let him have one day where he does not have to use the Dad voice. It'll be like a vacay for him.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

Me: Hey child. I need to delete account X that you don't use anymore.
[I know if she asks WHY it will take minutes and I'll get exasperated.]
Her: Why?
Me: it's necessary.
Her: Why?
Me: Because of...[3 minutes later].
Her: Fine! You don't need to get huffy about it!

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

Me: Hey child. I need to delete account X that you don't use anymore.
[I know if she asks WHY it will take minutes and I'll get exasperated.]
Her: Why?
Me: it's necessary.
Her: Why?
Me: Because of...[3 minutes later].
Her: Fine! You don't need to get huffy about it!

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@BradRTorgersen @KaylaDavis2000 The VHS artifacts at the end should have been her first clue it was 30+ year old footage.

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

After the game ended, Japanese fans stayed in the stadium to collect paper and waste.

Respect, Japan. 🇯🇵

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@MuseZack I think it's great that there is new movie maker blood. It will be really cool if they can all still be relevant in 50 years.

Spielberg, Eastwood, Allen... All masters of their craft. Some movies are great. Some not. But putting out new material EVERY YEAR. It demands respect.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@VincentParry2 @SvenTystnad So glad I'm not the only one to remember "Grits & Greens".

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

And if he sells those assets for a profit, then he would be taxed on the proceeds.

We don't charge people transactional earnings taxes on the house they currently occupy. Property taxes are enough.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.

The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.

We need a wealth tax.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@BaronDestructo @RandyPaul51 I can remember the first episode I ever saw of Stargate SG-1 while at a friend's house; "2010". 20+ years ago.

I can't tell you what the last Paramount SF production was even about.

Loyal fans cannot be measured in clicks. But we have the attn span to let a story develop.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@kimmie_c_ @miakhalifa Ah. As an old friend used to say "Pretty goes away. Stupid never gets better." So, I won't look to them for their policy positions.

[Mr. Crow @Crowesq]

@kimmie_c_ @miakhalifa I don't know who either of them are. Are they rich from being pretty? Famous because they are famous?