Gareth James

Rambling procrastinator, will fill in more later.

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@TechRaptor don't know if it's been mentioned already, but in Starfield, I found Grunt issue 6 in the "deserted" ecliptic garrison on Frost, around Barnard's Star.

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

Hey @michaelsheen, you're an honourary patron of @NeathLTheatre, have you thought of coming to a play sometime? I understand you may need to buy a ticket as your father uses yours :P

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

Marveilleuse Jovi #slightlybetterbands

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

From 2016, Nerf guns will be banned from dorms at Texas A&M University, but handguns will be permitted

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@jimalkhalili @MarcusduSautoy think of it less as being pointless and more as being popular with hipsters.
Though you may find that worse.

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

Today I got up and for the first time ever found going halal/kosher appealing. #piggate

[Maz Hamilton @newsmary]

Australia’s refugee policy vs Austria’s response. Illustrated with marsupials, which makes it less depressing http://t.co/HAxnlUiKRL

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

Her: I saw an impatient wino today.
Me: How do you know he was impatient?
Her: He was eating grapes.

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

Sometimes a cowboy's just a man in a cowboy suit.

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@mrmarksteel TRIGGER WARNING: HUMOUR

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

There's an unfair stereotype of lefties being humourless, but humourless lefties do drive you round the twist. And they're all on Twitter.

[Politics.co.uk @Politics_co_uk]

The hysteria around Corbyn's women-only carriages shows why we have such boring politicians http://t.co/clMtcEBnLA #womenonlycarriages

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@Glinner doesn't he use Mexicanrapists as a portmanteau?

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@SortaBad Mr? Why was he stricken off the honours list?

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@DelilahSDawson the recipe said to use a variety of bell peppers to add colour to the dish but tasted dreadful when I used skittles.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A milliHelen is the unit of beauty needed to launch a single ship.

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@OhNoSheTwitnt PLEASE DON'T ASSOCIATE ME WITH TRUMP I HAVE STANDARDS EVEN IF THEY'RE LOUD

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

@richardosman I've trained my phone to Autocorrect to fuck; unfortunately I still have to be careful not to call people a massive Dickensian

[Gareth James @Crowlski]

Kit Harrington in Belfast sparks rumours, now Rory McCann in Belfast sparks rumours.

Sean Bean should go there just to fuck with people.