Hugh Pomfret

Royal commentator, wedding planner and exclusive supplier of Royal Wedding Condoms.

[Claire Phipps @Claire_Phipps]

Dear Mail Online. this does not mean what you appear to think it means

[. @westendwilma]

Get your royal wedding commemorative condoms by @Crown_Jewels which play god save the Queen when you open them here https://t.co/Ao8O06nXeh #YourPrinceWillCome

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

Just done a hugely enjoyable interview about #royalweddingcondoms with @jonnydymond for @BBCiPM. Particularly pleased that the words "drizzled with lube" might soon be broadcast on Radio Four. Another broadcasting first.

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

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[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

@windsorknotpod - I trust they will bring you satisfaction. https://t.co/NTdSBKpwjG https://t.co/PUfV1TvcO8

[Windsor Knot @WindsorKnotPod]

Our Prince came...

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

What do you think of these @Crown_Jewels condoms as a #royalwedding gift? They play 'God Save the Queen' when opened...Though surely "One Day My Prince Will Come" more appropriate? @adamhillscomedy https://t.co/OTrpJrys0l

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

@russellhoward #royalwedding condoms are back... and this time they play the national anthem when you open them. Given you were such a fan, would love to send you a pack. https://t.co/NTdSBKH7be

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

@whatsamadder I hope you received the #royalwedding souvenir condoms we sent you. Not 'officially' kitchen related, but can certainly be used on kitchen counters. https://t.co/NTdSBKH7be

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

Spent last night doing some filing and discovered a goldmine of #royalwedding memories. Perfect to share here. Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson's fairytale wedding was glorious. The @PimmsGB just kept flowing! But no #royalweddingcondoms. Not yet...

[James Raines @koreythecat]

The newest item to commemorate the Royal Wedding is -- gasp! -- condoms...via @thebulletca: https://t.co/jhB6lzronA

[BioSure @BeBioSure]

These Crown Jewel Condoms go on sale today in celebration of this year's Royal wedding... forget mugs & tea towels!

https://t.co/KMEhCHOsDo

#royalweddingsovenier #condoms #safesex #HIVselfsex

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

Great anticipation for launch of official #royalwedding china, and not disappointed. But £20 for a small coffee cup? It's steep. #royalweddingcondoms a more affordable £10 - and play the national anthem when you open them. #PrinceHarryAndMeghan #yourprincewillcome

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

Very excited to hear #royalwedding invitations have been sent out. @BarnardWestwood have done a wonderful job. Did they draw inspiration from the design of our #royalweddingcondoms? Not for us to say, but both look resplendent with all that gold. #yourprincewillcome

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

Thank you @caitlinmoran for mentioning #royalweddingcondoms in your @thetimes column. A #royalwedding deserves the luxury of our sumptuous souvenir prophylactics. Although let me assure you, they are more than fit for the task. https://t.co/NTdSBKpwjG #yourprincewillcome

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

A splendid piece on @windsorknotpod about Crown Jewels #royalweddingcondoms. Although let me assure @2plus2isjoe & @Krupa that our luxurious condoms are more than equipped for the task. Our lawyers have prepared a statement on the matter. #RoyalWedding #yourprincewillcome

[E-Scootersworld(Zyite.com) @zyiteblog]

'Your prince will come’ Meghan Markle and Prince Harry-themed condoms on sale - CONDOMS celebrating Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s big day have gone on sale and are hoping to be the Royal Wedding souvenir everyone needs. https://t.co/0ljorbPLGd

[Ian Marber @IanMarber]

One day your Prince will come. https://t.co/JDp5jL11RF

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

@GuinnessKebab Thank you for mentioning our #royalweddingcondoms. Let me know if you'd like me to send you a sample pack... Would be thrilled for the esteemed Washington Post to cover our unique product. #yourprincewillcome

[Hugh Pomfret @Crown_Jewels]

Oooh! @popbitch gave #royalweddingcondoms a lovely shout out. Thank you. https://t.co/NTdSBKpwjG. #betterthanateatowel #yourprincewillcome #royalwedding