Kendel

make Heaven crowded

[Kendel @CrumpKendel]

It’s been like a year since I’ve posted here so I figured I’d just start with telling y’all I’m a mommy now & in love ok bye 🤪

[Kendel @CrumpKendel]

I had a meeting where I was told to include emoji and exciting punctuation in my emails because I sounded too serious and my tone could not be read via email.

[Matt Willes @SkolCapital]

What’s your most ridiculous personal HR experience?

I’ll go first.

Once had HR complain to my boss that I was reading with my feet on my desk. I was managing a $1.1 Billion corporate bond portfolio while getting in trouble with HR for having my feet on my desk. Good times.

[Kendel @CrumpKendel]

woooo & let’s throw in the lack of social exposure these children had that are so important for development!!!!!!!!!!!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: 'The View' hosts stunned after Dr. Phil says cov*d lockdowns were pointless for children and the damage they caused are way worse than cov*d itself.

🔥🔥🔥

"When they shut it down, they stopped the mandated reporters from being able to see children that were being abused and s*xually molested, and in fact sent them home and abandoned them to their abusers."

"They suffered and will suffer more from the mismanagement of cov*d than they will from the exposure to cov*d. And that's not an opinion. That's a fact."

Glad someone is educating these clowns.

[Kendel @CrumpKendel]

hey Twitter I look like this now

[K.Solange @UndeniableLOVE7]

Good for her. Me personally? Not going for that.

[LLDATHREAT🤞🏽❤️‍🩹 @1LosoMuneyy]

I’ll date a woman with 3 kids & 2 baby daddys but 3 kids & 1 baby daddy ? No boo...

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

I’m glad my ex cheated on me my new life cool as hell 😭😭😭😭

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Goodmornin to my glasses wearing baddies too

[Kendel @CrumpKendel]

Y’all look so SILLY dating people who don’t take care of their kids. They don’t even do right for their CHILD but you think they’ll do right by you? Get real, bestie. 🫠

[Kendel @CrumpKendel]

My ex did this to me too except he was sober

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

My girlfriend was out with her friends and drunkenly picked up a guy and brought him over to her place to sleep with him.

We lived together.

[Kevin Gates @iamkevingates]

Asking twice is begging -

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

If I ever stop talking to you & remove you from my life, I hope you understand how hard it was for me. I have a bad habit of holding onto the little bit of good in people, no matter how bad they clearly are for me. So if I don’t fw you anymore, it’s bc you pushed me far past my limits.

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Whenever people wonder how women end up/stay in abusive relationships, look at how our culture constantly sympathizes with men & pushes women to ignore boundaries & abuse to stay. Even women's own friends & family.

Reminder: DV rates increase during sporting events.

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

See ya soon Woody, you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. And off we go to a number 5! To infinity and beyond!

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Heartbroken.💔
Devastating.
Rest In Peace Tyre.
#JusticeForTyre 🖤

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i be on tiktok laughing, ignoring all my life’s problems

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

reflecting on my favorite twitter interaction of 2022

[sarah @heavenbrat]

as a girl i should be allowed to let out a very loud glass shattering scream once a day to relieve myself of built up emotion