CrushedParadise

I definitely play too much.

[ꜰᴀɴᴜᴍ @FanumTV]

stay away from people who ignore you until they need you 💯

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Zito @_Zeets]

I’m a simple man because I cackled at the end of this

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I accidentally said “Let’s take this outside” instead of “Let’s take this offline” during a Teams meeting today. Now I’m pretty sure I have to fight everyone in the parking lot at 4pm.

[DBW ✞ @thisisdbw]

I defended you in rooms you weren’t in, while you betrayed me in rooms I knew nothing about.

[Jordan 🐰 @BERSERKER_THiiS]

Great until your sat on it in the kitchen and end up in the garden coz of stick drift

[Ichika Nito @ichika_mo]

お気に入りのコード進行

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

When you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

don’t pretend im a bad person because you feel guilty about what you did to me.

[INeedAnIntegraTypeSByTomorrow☄️👻 @Mayberrykush]

Kratos really ripped a nigga head off and used it as a flashlight for an entire game 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Nostalgia Daily @nostalgia_]

Younger me had a taste

[Bruno @Bruno_onx7]

The dog is shown places in the house that he has not yet seen

[TOP G @menscoach1]

I asked several divorced men that I work with:

"When did you realize your marriage was over?"

9 out of 10 named these moments.(And it was not cheating, it was not a big fight)......

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”

[Top 1% Men @dtop1percentmen]

Less talking, more doing

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

We really need to talk about how Steph Curry has more career 3-pointers than free throws.

It makes zero sense when you actually think about it. Most superstars in NBA history live at the line to get their points, but Steph is out here doing the opposite.

It is the ultimate pure hooper stat.

To put that into perspective, look at James Harden. The Beard is a legend in his own right with 3,288 threes, but he has a massive 8,432 free throws.

Harden basically built an empire at the line while Steph decided to just never miss from the parking lot.

We are officially watching a one-of-one career. Are we ever going to see another superstar finish their time in the league with more threes than free throws?

It feels like we’re witnessing a record that might actually be more unbreakable than the 4,000 threes themselves 🤷‍♂️