Connor Jennings

Homewrecker.

[Connor Jennings @CrustyJuggler_]

https://t.co/mlU8vEfcHc

#nolimits #teenageer #momsonn #omegle

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@erikaehler @skrongmeat_ you're the perfect woman

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@skrongmeat_ @erikaehler 🤔🤔 discuss

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I officially cannot cut loose, footloose, anymore.

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see* autocorrect haha

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The whole of last week I read "Rebekah Vardy" in the same tone as that Shia LaBeouf show tune

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@Aaron_S__ This but at 2am and it's just "AHHHHHHHHH"

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It's hard doing stand up in a country where guys think it's funny to yell at you from their cars

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If you run at this place full speed, a portal appears and takes you to a Ben Shapiro meet and greet

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It's a zero hours contract so we can't guarantee shifts, but good news, I can book you in right now for Christmas Day and New Years

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I'll probably get stung by a bee again at some point in my life. Awful. Could be tomorrow. Could be next year. Who knows? I'll tell ya who knows - the bees

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If the Alphabet wasn't in alphabetical order I'd remember like 5 letters

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How Spotify orders my library:

1. Most recently listened to Playlist
2. 2nd most recent
3. Like, 5th most recent
4. Back to 3rd
5. Thing I saved but never liked
6. 2013 car playlist with 4 songs in it
7. 18th most recent playlist
8. Django Soundtrack

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@watsoncomedian Signed up! Can't DM yet, but I'm definitely interested, sounds like a lot of fun 👌

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How do some apps still not have dark mode when my life's had it since 2008

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I'm just using stand up as a stepping stone to my REAL dream of being a notorious creep

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@JimityJamity @whatthefudge Yes scavenge for me

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nowadays sleeping is just slightly time travelling to a dystopian future

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@JimityJamity @whatthefudge "figure it out, nerds. Go Jets!"*