Jessica

she/her, collector of things, horror movie enthusiast, cheese addict, ally 🏳️‍🌈, atheist 📽

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

Sure, horror movies are scary. But have you ever been in the shower washing your face and suddenly you *think* you hear the door open?

[Jum @JesterJum]

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people.

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@SLCLunk It's like if they got John Candy to play him in an 80s slapstick comedy.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when the news smacked so fucking hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

I survived Y2K for this??

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@ColMoeDavis Yikes. He looks like a movie villain.

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@doseofpurple_ Dungeon Crawler Carl

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@FinalDude78 Sheesh. I haven't heard anything negative about Oliver. All I've heard is how upset everyone is over his passing. But yeah, fuck Jelly Roll. He's just a MAGA "I love Jesus, but not as much as booger sugar" asshole.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

"do you ever read anything serious?" GOOD GRIEF have you seen the state of the world right now??? lemme just enjoy my vampire romance nonsense in peace.

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

don't forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@saniyafatma1278 I like painting my nails, but they've been bare for about a week. I've actually never had fake nails before and I'm trying to work up the courage to try some press ons. But yeah, you're not alone. I don't do manicures. I'm not spending $100 on something like that.

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

life is just so unfair

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I could never live off the grid. Crunchwrap Supremes are found exclusively on the grid.

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@naleycore I'm reading Wicked Beauty (smut) and Dungeon Crawler Carl (the first book in the series).

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Red onions are clearly fcking purple 😑

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter: you're not real.

Hunter Biden: your mom's not real.

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

@cynthfromjersey @Acyn So then where is this supposed evidence?

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

YOU DON'TLIKE PRIDE MONTH?
JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*