Crusty Seiko

I belong to @TheTimeBum and I'm on a fun adventure in Canada, or so I've been told.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

Just hanging around in a 1959 MGA. I predict we'll be walking soon.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

I survived a Canadian Thanksgiving!

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

@thetimebum Perhaps. It's a novel idea.

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@SeikoBlumo You think you've got it bad? I'm in a bedpan. A BEDPAN.

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I've been through a lot in life but pee cups? I'm in hell.

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Really? Really?!

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The Girl took me to work today. I thought it would be a fun adventure. I was wrong.

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Suddenly the day took a drastic turn for the better. I've never been in a lingerie store before.

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More cardigans! How old is this chick anyway? I didn't even get to see her feet, which I've heard loads about.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

We tried on cardigans. Over top of a Yoda tshirt. Worst. Day. Ever.

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Not going to lie, I got kind of excited when the girl loaded her arms with clothes to try on & headed for the dressing rooms.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

Luckily this girl is cheap and voted no on the mani/pedi. Thank Seiko.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

A mani/pedi?! Seriously? I came to Canada for this??

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

Once that fun was over we went to the mall. Ooh, the mall! Said no cantankerous dive watch ever.

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Then we got groceries. This chick apparently really likes waffles.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

First we got gas but it was drizzling so I got abandoned in the truck. I'm a DIVE WATCH you ninny. Took forever too.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

So the stranger girl is taking me along today because she thinks its safe. I guess we'll see how this goes but I don't have high hopes.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

Oh thank god. She's smitten with my Monster brother. I am safe from the slobber and girliness.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

The first thing I thought upon seeing my captor was, "You're a... A... GIRL!" Oh this is terrible.

[Crusty Seiko @CrustyTheSeiko]

The first thing I heard was "You're beautiful!"