Washington Redzyns

Ex-husband of @beersportspizza, estranged father of 2 wonderful munchkins, Missouri Governor elect 2023

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

Johnny Bappleseed

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

It’s Rowdy Tellez or go fuck yourself

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Jim Hunter was 18 and just signed when Charlie Finley decided he needed a nickname. Finley came up with Catfish in 1964, and he made up a story to go with it about a six year old Jim running off to go fishing.

The name stuck through a perfect game in 1968 and five World Series rings with Oakland and the Yankees.

Third best baseball name ever, and it started as an owner's marketing idea.

What's the best baseball name ever?

[Chandler @MizChan23]

My friends when I have 3 michelob ultras and pee my pants

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

LAST YEAR I PREDICTED:

My Wife Would Leave Me ✅
They Would Take The House ✅
I’d Be Let Go From Work ✅

HERE ARE THE TOP 5 RUNNING BACKS YOU NEED IN FANTASY THIS YEAR 🔗:

[The Antlers @The_Antlers]

Summer of 2022 I was in Washington D.C. on the Wharf and saw some extraordinarily tall women walking down the Wharf. As they got closer, it was pretty clear it was the PHX Mercury. I saw Sophie and chanted MIZ so loud, and she lit up like a Christmas tree. #SweetQueen

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

*DJ Making a Crowd Announcement:

“Allllright everybody, next one up is colder than a polar bears toe nail! Get jiggly with it.”

*Break Stuff (Limp Bizkit) starts blasting loud

[Stormin’ Norm’s Burner @StorminNorm23]

Ladies, you have $5 to build your dream man:
$6: tall
$8: handsome
$7: funny
$2: chud fuck up unlovable hopeless loser
$3: Mizzou basketball fan
$6: muscular

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

Thankful for all of my followers. You’re the true high point of my life 👇🏽🖖🏽

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

What’s worse?

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

@mturner97 5 words in auto-like

[Jason Crowe @crowezone5]

World Champions Rajon Rondo, Tony Allen and The Truth pulled up on J2 to see him break the CIF-SS all time scoring record. 43 points 11 steals 10 assists ❤️🏀

[Mike @mturner97]

Me on da way to take yo bitch on a bird ride

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

@TimTimson123 Terrific stuff here, Tim

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

My toxic trait is I think I can play MLB The Show, very well, while pushing light beer number 12

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

Yeah I know I get he’s the problem but he’s my friend (pointing to myself in the mirror)

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

Jonathan Zyndia

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

March Madness crazy is equivalent to far left and right politics

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

I’m guilty of so many things; hbu?

[Washington Redzyns @CryinJamies]

@TimTimson123 I’m gonna Pascal