Tim Timson

Putting the son in Timson since ‘06

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I thought what we had was real

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I get personally offended when my plug ghosts me

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BFE, AKA Bigfoot Energy. Used to describe people who are notoriously difficult to photograph or get on camera

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She Je my m’appelle till I Gustave

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@maverick90909 @ArrowheadLive Checking in…

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My name is buck and I like to suck, fuck n cuck

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Babe, does this dress make my cock look fat?

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Having a vape at the bar is the adult equivalent of having a fresh pack of trident layers in middle school

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SO IT ALL STARTED BACK IN 2013 WITH KENDRICKS VERSE ON CONTROL

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@maverick90909 @ArrowheadLive Clearly you don’t know ball. Ladd is arguably the best pure route runner in the class.

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The thing they never warn you about going upstairs is you have to go, up stairs

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“If you’re not willing to get your hands a little dirty, your ass will never be clean”

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I like my wings sauced, tossed, fucked and sucked

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Making Shrek 4D by shitting my pants the whole movie

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@raptalksk

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We’re back bitches

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New pickup line: “You’re so pretty I might just let you suck my penis!”

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Lil Wayne said it best, if you like a bitch with no ass you ain’t got shit

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@MasonDoddFFN Because he goes high in the 2nd and enters a WR room with very little competition and a potential elite-level QB. Very similar scenario to Watson going to the packers. Same talent? No. Similar situation? Yes.

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Why’s it that everything that smells like ass tastes so good?