i’m collaring this motherfucker and forcing him to be clicker trained. he can be a bastard all he wants, puppy won’t get touches or treats. bad puppies get slapped. let daddy see your pretty tears, pup. so close to being a good boy, aren’t you?
hey guys don't think about Bryan logging onto Twitter and seeing the #lacepantiesforbyranhodukavich pics and choking a little and getting all flushed and then stroking himself while he scrolls through the tag, don't think about it