i’m collaring this motherfucker and forcing him to be clicker trained. he can be a bastard all he wants, puppy won’t get touches or treats. bad puppies get slapped. let daddy see your pretty tears, pup. so close to being a good boy, aren’t you?
tommy drunk out of his mind on halloween is so much funnier when you notice how his friends don’t seem nearly as wasted as him. just greedy af hogging their stolen drink stash