Crypto33

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

@Galsen_24 Lots of boot licking going on in this comment section. Careful what you say here. You may get slammed or arrested because there’s kids on here

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

@Rainmaker1973 Y do I not need the subtitles

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

@WatcherGuru Yup hang him.

[The Smart Ape 🔥 @the_smart_ape]

> be lazarus group
> hack kelp dao for $292m rsETH
> don't dump it, pawn it on aave, borrow $190m clean ETH against it
> $8b tvl flees aave in 48h, first real defi bank run
> arbitrum security council freezes $71m (the only money ever recovered)
> push the remaining $175m into thorchain, pay the protocol $494k in fees for the service
> convert to btc, shatter into utxo confetti across thousands of addresses
> bridge to tron, swap for USDT
> chinese OTC brokers aggregate the flows, settle via unionpay, outside SWIFT, outside sanctions
> cash lands in pyongyang, funds the missile program
> 7 days, 9 protocols, all 100% public on-chain, nobody stops any of it, defi btw

[Seb Monty @SebMontgomery]

Circle stock crashes 18% as CLARITY Act draft bars yield on stablecoin balances. $4.6B wiped out.

The bill bans paying rewards to USDC holders for simply holding. Platforms like Coinbase won't be able to offer 4-5% passive yield anymore.

This threatens the demand engine that drives USDC growth and Circle's future revenue.

[0xRiver @0xRiver8]

Women's standards for men:
- above 6 ft
- makes 7 figures +
- above 145 IQ
- in great shape

men's standards for women:
- don't be annoying
- no eskimo bros in the friend group
- genuinely caring + appreciative
- be passionate about 1 thing other than scrolling tiktok

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

I mean. Valid point

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

@fxnction Facts

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Imagine if 3 million Americans all filed random lawsuits using Chat GDP and clogged the toilet of federal court 😆

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

Facts

[kook 🏝️ @KookCapitalLLC]

someone told me ct is toxic and full of scams

i said yes, absolutely, 100% it is

also the stock market is manipulated

etsy marketplace is manipulated

logan paul manipulates the pokemon card market

also banks charge you to hold your own money

also your 9-5 can fire you tomorrow without any warnings

pick your poison, at least on ct you know the game you're playing

and youre your own boss

a comfortable scam gauntlet

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

@Nullshot_ai @GeiserJoe2 And then copy paste the shit out of your terminal output. Until it’s semi working. The do that 400 more times.

[pika2zero @ruggedpikachu]

The last transaction on the Polkadot chain happened 4 hrs ago by a guy named Daniel. He moved 5 DOT

Including the one transaction yesterday and two the day before that brings us to a total of 5 transactions in the last couple days.

2.880.000.000 Billion Dollar FDV $

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Before Epstein there was Einstein. The theory of relativity is pure black Magik inversion.

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

X: The Music Video is the best thing you will see today

[SkriptkeeperElect @Skriptkeeper17]

Damn

[Crypto33 @Cryption33]

@DonCryptoDraper @Pentosh1 @Rewkang Fed questions?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

“I’m tired.”
So do it tired then.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

🥹🥹🥹

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Demons, all of them