Crypto Snorlax

1. Wake from Slumber
2. Deploy Funds
3. BTC Halving
4. Bull run
5. Secure Profit
6. Wipe Twitter Account
7. Sleep
- Repeat next halving

Good luck!

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

I just realised Cardano founder is only 38. Being a crypto founder really takes a toll. $ADA

[Lee Roach @leevalueroach]

If you have under $10 million and you are buying Apple, you have voluntarily entered the one fight in all of public markets where you have no edge, no advantage, and no reason to exist.

There are 40 PhDs, three sell-side teams, and a sovereign wealth fund modeling Apple’s next quarter to the penny, and you, with your brokerage app and your podcast opinions, have decided to join that table. You will not find a mispricing in Apple. The mispricing in Apple was arbitraged away before you finished reading the headline.

Meanwhile there is a $90 million industrial parts distributor in Wisconsin that no analyst covers, no fund can buy because the position would take six weeks to build, and no institution will touch because it would not move the needle on a billion-dollar book. That is your table. That is the only table where being small is an asset instead of a punchline. Your size, the thing that feels like a limitation, is the single greatest structural edge available to a human being in public equities, and you are spending it on the most picked-over stock on Earth.

The big funds cannot follow you down here. That is the entire point. Go where they physically cannot fit.

[TheS◎Lstice @The__Solstice]

Can’t enjoy anything anymore

Music doesn’t hit the same

Video games aren’t fun

Can barely sit through a movie

Crypto and the chase for money may have broken me completely

All I wanted was to be loved

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

rough times

[BSCN @BSCNews]

James Wynn Account Hack Ends In Rug Pull

Crypto trader James Wynn’s (@JamesWynnReal) X account was allegedly compromised and used to promote a token called WORLD.

The token was reportedly rugged shortly after promotion, according to onchain observers.

Lookonchain said the attacker made only 3.2 $SOL, roughly $260, from the scheme.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@BullyEsq been eating well

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@DMinimilian we'll see, the issue is now price is hovering at a near critical level, and bitcoin still has room to fall.

it wouldn't look this bad if we had a $DOGE or $SUI type push up to buffer this drawdown.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@StarPlatinum_ when did he get doxed?

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@blancxbt you guys don't understand.

this was that critical event in the timeline that needed to happen so bitcoin could moon. that bitcoin needed to be distributed.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@Cobratate @jmbynx island is cope for not owning a country

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

Binance $LTC order books.

They can do a stop-limit order. but it wouldn't be as scary as putting a stack directly at $60.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@KiwiTuckerNE @DMinimilian if it's cbLTC that's still fine, because i myself was trading cbLTC on base chain. but the eth wrapped one, wLTC was very unfortunately a flop. bad execution

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@KiwiTuckerNE @DMinimilian how could anyone BUY eth wrapped LTC? it was a flop

https://t.co/F5PDJaWwhn

there's only 222 officially minted wLTC ever.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

man, i wanna pack up my bags and move to ai+related stocks at this point. fuck crypto.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@warobusiness you proofed the concept. now on to the next challenge.

[The Penguin @ThePenguinXBT]

Same playbook?

$BTC

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

there is a buyer behind every sell

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

Current $LTC Order books on Binance.
They want your $LTC.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@cobie save us. save the market. save bitcoin.

[Crypto Snorlax @CryptoSnorlax]

@LiteStrategy you guys need to DCA at these prices man <3