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@sxdoc As usual, aliens crossed billions of light years, ignored the entire galaxy, skipped every other country on Earth, and directly landed in the USA to hold meetings and sign agreements 😂
@itsmnmss Don’t worry, brother. Your dad will be safe in Dubai. The UAE has very strong security and defense systems, and Dubai remains one of the safest and most secure places.💪 @DXBMediaOffice
@LeviRietveld Yeah sure bro, let me sell my BTC, ETH, SOL — real projects — to buy your courtroom souvenir coin. Can’t wait to retire in 3025 when “it’s finally happening.” 💀🤣
@0xPhilanthrop 💥 BREAKING: Congress just approved 24/7 chart watching as a national duty! 📊🇺🇸
😂 Trump declares—“No citizen sleeps till 100x!”
🦅 Federal Reserve officially replaced by Binance Futures Desk!
📢 SEC chair spotted shouting “WAGMI” on live TV—markets erupt!