MAGA Mike “Weasel” Johnson

If I’m not lying to the American People then I’m not doing anything at all!

[MAGA Mike “Weasel” Johnson @CryptoYoda25]

@edugabe2 Whataboutism…..well I was wrong about the first thing so what about this then?!? GTFO and learn Futball!

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@RpsAgainstTrump Totally not something a racist would say 😂

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@LucasSa56947288 Game over for fascism maybe, sorry Pee Wee German!

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@wavycreator_ @Karl_Knows_Ball He wasnt even looking at the player who was standing there setting up a pick. Clear and obvious foul.

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@xtinawitha @GeraldoRivera Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch! Get some fucking sense and go fuck yourself!

[MAGA Mike “Weasel” Johnson @CryptoYoda25]

@Bogsoldier @MagicLleida @NawehsMedia @JuniorRodigan Saying it more than once doesn’t make your assumption correct 😂

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@Bogsoldier @fikss @NawehsMedia @JuniorRodigan Nope, hitting the keeper does not reset offsides. The keeper would need to have complete control first and a deflecting save is not complete control.

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@Acyn What an asshole

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@A_Sober_Drunk @JJN22 @HunterBiden @hpmcd1 That’s false, but Trump actually WAS/IS trafficking underage girls and raping them. So maybe go fuck yourself you dipshit 😂

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@Bint_e_Q @HunterBiden This entire post is AI

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@TheLemonBowl @WeberGrills Food bloggers be like: ‘This recipe is packed with flavor,’ and then the seasoning list is salt, pepper, and a motivational lemon. 😂

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@TheLemonBowl @TheOfficialMHF That hospitality degree clearly didn’t cover how to cook 😂

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@CarriesExpKtchn @TheLemonBowl Thousands of sailors crossed oceans, fought pirates, and died establishing spice routes just so you could season your food like spices don’t exist. You food bloggers need a basic understanding of cooking before leading these poor people astray pretending like you know how to cook

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@edmundduger @gtconway3d @HillaryClinton No he’s out in public shitting his diaper 😂

[MAGA Mike “Weasel” Johnson @CryptoYoda25]

@spicy_exx What a bitch with the sucker punch

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@GodfatherWaym I can only assume no one argues with you then 😂 Also, Godfather of Vegas? Dude, you don't even know how to dress yourself so you don't look like a fool. GTFO!!!

[MAGA Mike “Weasel” Johnson @CryptoYoda25]

@biakabatim @mps820 @adammocklerr @MeidasTouch Yikes bro, your attempt to gain self worth from X is cringe AF 😂

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@Michael04Champ @goodgameurdone @off_gr7 @tebzafc Have you ever heard the term hyperbole? You came out here with the goal of being a huge dick and attack someone’s comment. Mission succeeded, Dick! 😂

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@FallGawn8631 @sheddingpanda @BAMBossie81 @TimHannan Was it funnier than how retarded you look? I don’t think so! 😂

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@tidbit5s @josh119872 @sheddingpanda @BAMBossie81 @TimHannan Dude what the fuck are you even talking about? How much Kool-Aid did you drink? 😂