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[Cryptobridget @Cryptobrid41673]

If you look around, you will see everything is changing my frens
The world is changing so should you
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[Cryptobridget @Cryptobrid41673]

@cometwtf wow, why haven't I join crypto during this period?

[Comet @cometwtf]

A student spent 5 years photographing his own blank face for a graduation project nobody asked for. He listed the photos online as a joke. The tax authorities found him before he told his parents.

> Sultan Gustaf Al Ghozali was 18 when he started.

> Every day, same chair, same computer, same expressionless face. The goal was a timelapse video for his graduation.

> In December 2021 he discovered NFTs. He uploaded all 933 selfies to OpenSea mostly to see what would happen.

> He priced each one at $3 but nothing moved.

> Then an Indonesian celebrity chef found the collection and tweeted about it.

> The floor price went from $3 to $3,000 overnight. Early buyers made 1,000x.

> The collection hit $1 MILLION in total volume in 3 days.

> Ghozali tweeted "today sold more than 230+ and until now I don't understand why you want to buy NFT photos of me."

> He hadn't told his parents. He was scared they would think he had done something wrong.

> Local tax authorities found him on social media before his parents found out. They reminded him publicly that he owed taxes.

> He tweeted back "this is my first tax payment in my life. Of course I will pay because I am a good Indonesian citizen."

> His only request to every buyer "please don't abuse my photos or my parents will be very disappointed."

> He used the money to open his own animation studio.

> He took the same photo of his blank face every day for 5 years.

> Listed them online as a joke, made $1 MILLION before he could tell his mother.

Still has no idea why anyone bought them.

[Comet @cometwtf]

An anonymous man built a coin and made someone else the largest holder without telling them. That person woke up one day with $1 BILLION he never asked for.

> In August 2020 a man calling himself Ryoshi launched Shiba Inu with one quadrillion tokens. No investors, no VCs.

> His entire plan was written in something he called a "woofpaper."

> It had one move. Send 50% of the entire supply directly to Vitalik Buterin. The co-founder of Ethereum without asking him.

> 500 TRILLION SHIB tokens landed in Vitalik's wallet one morning from a complete stranger.

> Ryoshi's reasoning "There is no greatness without a vulnerable point. As long as VB doesn't rug us, Shiba will grow and thrive."

> He made the most trusted man in crypto his unwilling business partner as a marketing strategy.

> By May 2021 those tokens were worth over $1 BILLION.

> Vitalik donated 50 TRILLION SHIB to India's COVID-19 relief fund worth $1.2 BILLION. The largest crypto donation in history.

> Then burned 410 TRILLION of the remaining tokens in a single transaction, erasing $6.7 BILLION, saying he didn't want to be a "locus of power" in a dog coin he never chose.

> SHIB pumped on the burn.

> In May 2022 Ryoshi deleted every account, every post, every trace of himself and vanished from the internet entirely.

> His final words "I am not important, and one day I will be gone without notice. Take the SHIBA and journey upwards frens."

> Nobody knows who he is. He never sold a single token.

> The coin reached a $40 BILLION market cap.

> The founder is gone, the man who received it never wanted it.

None of it was supposed to work and all of it did.

[ScrappyXBT @ScrappyXBT]

Someone just created a new wallet (0xa2e) and opened a $60M $ETH long

If $ETH dump by $66, he's going to be liquidated

[Comet @cometwtf]

Gold is dumping

Silver is dumping

Stocks are dumping

Bitcoin is dumping

Altcoins are dumping

Memecoins are dumping

If everything is dumping, where is the money going to??

[Cryptobridget @Cryptobrid41673]

@cometwtf Fact

[Comet @cometwtf]

Once you’re in, you’re just in 💀

[ScrappyXBT @ScrappyXBT]

Are you this old?

[Cryptobridget @Cryptobrid41673]

@ScrappyXBT I am this old

[Aisar @aisarcore]

From $0.48 to $0.06

Trump family-backed coin $WLFI is down ~88%

[Aisar @aisarcore]

A man fabricated a $2.5 MILLION crime spree, sold it to Hollywood, and charged $30,000 a speech to explain how he pulled it off. Every word was a lie.

– Frank Abagnale claimed he spent 5 years on the run as a teenager.

–Posing as a Pan Am pilot, a Harvard-trained doctor, a Louisiana attorney general.

– All while cashing $2.5 MILLION in forged checks across 26 countries.

– Steven Spielberg bought the story. It was made into a 2002 blockbuster with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks.

– It became one of the highest-grossing films that year.

– Broadway made it a musical.

– The FBI hired him as a consultant.

– AARP made him their official Fraud Watch Ambassador.

– For decades he charged up to $30,000 per speaking engagement telling crowds exactly how he did it.

– Nobody questioned it for 40 years.

– Then journalist Alan Logan spent three years pulling every public record, prison file, court document and newspaper archive he could find.

– What he found destroyed everything.

– Pan Am's own security team told a reporter back in 1978 "This never happened. You don't forget $2.5 million in bad checks."

– Prison records showed Abagnale was locked up for most of the years he claimed to be a fugitive.

– The Georgia hospital had no record of him.

– The Louisiana attorney general's office had no record of him.

– His only confirmed crime was check fraud. Total amount under $1,500.

– Logan's verdict is that the story wasn't embellished. It was completely made up.

– Abagnale never conned anyone by pretending to be a pilot or a doctor.

– He conned them by making Hollywood, the FBI, and the entire world believe that he had.

The most valuable skill Frank Abagnale ever had was making people so entertained by a story that they never thought to verify it. That skill made him millions legally.

[Aisar @aisarcore]

You are offered $500/hour to work in McDonald's for 8 hours a day

Would you take it?

[Comet @cometwtf]

This is so real 😭

[Cryptobridget @Cryptobrid41673]

@cometwtf Every protocol should take its security serious right now

[Comet @cometwtf]

Humanity Protocol just got drained for $32 MILLION, crashing their token 90% in a single day.

> Humanity is a biometric identity project backed by Pantera, Jump Crypto, and Animoca.

> They raised $50M at a $1.1B valuation.

> Their pitch was, scan your palm and prove to the world you're a real human.

> A total attacker hacked it and here is what really happened

> An attacker got hold of the private keys of one of the foundation's own members.

> It was not a smart contract exploit or a bridge vulnerability.

> It was just a key and that key came with minting privileges.

> So instead of breaking in, they just started printing.

> They minted 100 MILLION $H on BNB chain out of thin air, dumped everything across multiple DEXs, and walked away with over $32M.

> The token dumped from $0.67 down to $0.07 roughly 90% in a single day.

> About 17+ wallets tied to the project were drained.

> And here's what makes this even worse

> When this project launched last year, the founder quietly let slip that 9 out of every 10 Human IDs on the platform belonged to bots.

> 9 million accounts which is roughly 900K actual humans.

> The entire product existed to answer one question: Are you real?

> Turns out that was never something they had figured out.

The attacker, at least, was very real.

[Comet @cometwtf]

This 4chan guy predicted that Bitcoin would top on October 6, 2025.

So far, everything has happened exactly the way he said.

His pattern now suggests the next ATH could be in September 2027

Let's see if it happens

[Comet @cometwtf]

My parent after I told them to buy SOL at $254 😭

[Comet @cometwtf]

This Chad just turned $682 into $14.2k (21x) on $Bountywork.

Maybe the trenches isn't that cooked

[ScrappyXBT @ScrappyXBT]

Be like Micheal saylor

Tell everyone “Never sell your Bitcoin”

Sell 32 $BTC and cause panic in the market

The panic cause Bitcoin to dump into the $62-$65k range

Buy 1550 $BTC worth $101M

Now owns about 4% of the Bitcoin supply

A true legend

[Aisar @aisarcore]

This man destroyed a plane, a Lamborghini, and a yacht to collect $988,000 from insurance companies

T.R. Wright flew a 1966 Beechcraft Baron into the Gulf of Mexico on purpose, insured it for $85,000, and walked away with the payout

He then bought a 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo with a salvage title for $76,000, drove it into a ditch full of water, and collected $169,554

After that, he purchased a Cessna jet for $190,000, insured it for $440,000, and had his associate fly to a Texas airport and set it on fire

Then a yacht he bought for $50,000 was insured for $195,000 and sank in a Hawaii marina

He filmed himself floating in the Gulf of Mexico after the plane went down and the footage ended up in a commercial

That video is what first put him on the investigators' radar

Wright was convicted of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to commit arson

He was sentenced to 65 months in federal prison and ordered to repay $988,544 in restitution

Some people really do have a talent for destruction