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@otokyo Skin

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@Jennifer55gt No alchohol just weed here :)

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@Kinza1278 Smoke what ? 😅

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@EmilySm43 China

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@ohhanxiety

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@myhiddenvalue 😅😅😅🎯

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@otokyo ME

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@WorldNews_X_ UFOs are using LED lights 😅

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@ZoyaCh8871 @grok Those things are stinky 😅

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@Daisy_660 divorse

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@stonersvilla to slow down the time

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE.

The Schumann Resonance — Earth's electromagnetic heartbeat — has been 7.83 Hz since we first measured it.

In April 2026, it spiked above 40 Hz. For SIX CONSECUTIVE DAYS.

That has never happened. Not once. In recorded history.

The monks of Mount Athos still burn the same handmade candles they've used for centuries — crafted to last exactly 24 hours.

Those candles now outlast the day.

Their prayers — unchanged for 1,000 years — take longer than the hours allow.

The monks aren't confused. They're COUNTING.

1968: 24 hours = 24 hours.
2026: 24 hours = 16.

CERN fired its final high-energy collisions in March. The LHC shuts down June 29. They called it "scheduled maintenance."

But a scrubbed internal memo from February referenced "temporal drift anomalies" in collision data that "cannot be explained by current models."

They're not shutting it down for maintenance. They're shutting it down because something SHIFTED.

Matthew 24:22 — "Unless those days be shortened, no flesh would survive. But for the elect's sake, those days SHALL be shortened."

Not a metaphor. A DESCRIPTION.

The days are being shortened. You FEEL it. Your children feel it. The monks MEASURED it. The Schumann confirms it. CERN detected it.

And now they're turning off the machine.

You were told the last days would feel different. That time would compress. That everything would accelerate.

You're not imagining it.

♟ The clock didn't change. The TIME did.

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[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Hear hear

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@toobaffled divorce the fu...ker !

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@Arma_Lite_14 Salt ,I use it 🙂

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@JesusSavesUs777 BS

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@clif_high @Beyond_Mystic Its from previous civilization;)

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@RealMattCouch Those days are gone long ago :)

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@cryptorover Can we do that too ?