Stax (DKS)

Blockchain enthusiast | Crypto Tax expert| Crypto Chartered Accountant| Early Investor| $BTC @ $400 | $ETH @$80 | $SPX @ 0.03|

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

IRL ONBOARDING TO $URANUS

Today I met my lawyer and we got talking about the markets. Naturally, the conversation turned to crypto since he knows I invest.

He asked if I had taken any new positions. I said, “Yes, I’ve positioned into $URANUS.”

He went from looking perplexed to bursting out laughing.

I explained it was a memecoin launched on Jupiter Launchpad, which he found almost as funny.

He literally asked me how to buy some. I made him a Phantom wallet right there and sent him some Solana OTC.

He clipped the entire 2k into $URANUS. I even showed him the lore on CT. I’m pretty sure I could hear him laughing his head off as I was leaving his office.

I don’t think that man is going to do a minute more of legal work today.

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

🤣 you love to see it

This is so poetic

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

@ApeIsLive GMAURA

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

10m (1% of supply) tokens being sold by 1 person caused $aura to drop from 160-200m floor to 12m (92.5% drop)?

Interesting. 🤣🤣🤣 maybe should have provided even more liquidity.

Good to see you guys are in high spirits though and still showing up.

Hope the trench gods reward your work!

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

Is it soft fud/farming if you're right?

Although I got out, I am genuinely devastated by what has happened to $aura. I have a lot of good friends that are still invested.

Can't say I didn't see this coming though.

Question is: will the community now hold the floor, rally together and run this back up - or will they feel sorry for themselves and cry over spilt milk?

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

$AURA will go to $1B through the marketing efforts and funding present in cryptonary - but doubt it's a multi billion dollar meme.

This is by far the least organic coin and was caballed up by cryptonary.

The Distro is cooked and a handful of members hold almost 30%. These are shrewd traders btw, that will do or say anything to farm exit liquidity - not diamond handed believers that are needed to hold high floors.

Cryptonary bans anyone who sheds any light or even comments on this from their server. I would know as I'm one of them and I didn't even say anything close to what I'm tweeting here 😂

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

Indian aunties been dcaing gold before you even knew how to spell metals.

Casually dcaing a 100x while you sat here wasting your life gambling in the trenches.

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOOOOOL YOU MUG

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

The British government learnt of the data leak in August 2023.

24k Afghans secretly granted asylum, costing British taxpayers up to £7 billion.

The government covered it up.

Who was in government?

Home Secretary: Suella Braverman

Immigration Minister: Robert Jenrick

[Audrey Crews @NeuraNova9]

@1owcap_hunt9r I mean if you want me to be honest NO! It's less personal!🙄

[Sikh Federation (UK) @SikhFedUK]

Second racially aggravated rape in the West Midlands within two months

Birmingham - 26 October 2025

Reacting to news of a racially aggravated rape of a young woman in her 20s in Walsall on Saturday evening Dabinderjit Singh OBE, a Lead Executive for the Sikh Federation (UK) said:

“We can now confirm from local sources the young woman that was subject to a racially aggravated rape in Walsall is a Punjabi woman. This follows the racially aggravated rape of a young Sikh woman on 9 September in Oldbury.”

“The attacker apparently followed her and broke down the door of the house where she was living.”

“He was heard using the offensive P and B words during the rape”

“A neighbour also heard her screams during the vicious attack.”

‘West Midlands Police have now had two racially aggravated rape of young women in their 20s in the last two months and urgently need to find those responsible.”

Suspect video released after 'racially aggravated' Walsall rape
Police say the woman was attacked on Saturday night in Walsall and have appealed for information.

https://t.co/95Fl8N5xhF

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

😂😂😂 Nick has put it all into $URANUS

[Degensteiner @Degensteiner]

@chooserich I smell uranus from here bro

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

@TheGriftReport https://t.co/ckF6VljXSl

It costs £12.75 you gimp from the Royal Mail

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

You do not need to pay £85 to certify a document.

That's probably how much he charged as a barrister.

But I have done most certifications for friends/family and clients for free. If not free max - £10

If they change the criteria of who can certify then we have a bigger problem.

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

If I had to restart with $100k I’d
- 100x long everything
- get liquidated instantly
- cry, cope, larp and tweet about “whale games”

boom now I’m James Wynn-Smith

[Golden @0xGolden_]

If i had to restart with a $1000 port I would

- spend $500 to fly to nyc
- bet $400 on "66°F or higher" for highest temperature in nyc on october 23 on polymarket
- spend $100 buying gasoline and a lighter
- start the biggest fire nyc has ever seen

boom now you have $100k

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

@pattyice Spread $uranus and she lives

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

Nigga shut up

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Very bullish

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

🤣🤣🤣

The amount of people who don't realise this is satire.

Too many kids without fundamental financial education have gotten rich in the casino 🤣

I'm here for it but the crypto space is the larpiest and most retarded

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

The reason Bitcoin is crashing is because analysts are expecting weaker earnings in the coming months which means that the discounted value of Bitcoin’s future cash flows is lower than it was before

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

THANK FUCKKKK

EVERY ONE FULL PORT SOL

[curb @CryptoCurb]

Jim Cramer says, "I don’t believe Solana can reach $1k, let alone $2k, that’s improbable."

[curb @CryptoCurb]

Jim Cramer says, "I don’t believe Solana can reach $1k, let alone $2k, that’s improbable."

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

Uranus is so cheap 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

@frankdegods Including listening to you mfer

[Stax (DKS) @CryptostackerB]

Crypto meme guys who ain’t actively trading, just sitting there holding bags are actually so gay.

You’ve been raiding since August with your dick in your hand praying for a green candle… and now you’re down 80%.

All it takes is for Trump to burp and your net worth gets fully deleted.

If a meme makes you laugh, ape what you can afford to lose, raid for 20 mins, touch grass after.

Don’t make this your whole fucking personality.

Go build something that actually matters or do something that will actually benefit society. If you're too incompetent to do that atleast spend some time with close family/friends