Crystal Hatfield

Feisty short person

[Crystal Hatfield @Crystal46802634]

Hi @jesustheplumber ! I got back into my account! 😆

[Crystal Hatfield @Crystal46802634]

Memphis

[Thomas Hatfield @jesustheplumber]

Because it's #SharkWeek 🤣

[Crystal Hatfield @Crystal46802634]

PSA: currently searching for an Australian friend to hang out with in a coffee shop

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Welcome home roofie (as my 4 year old calls him) 😻 twitter meet doof😺

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@jesustheplumber @Alex_Parker Yes. Nerd.

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@jesustheplumber Nerd

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Fuck @jack for killing vine

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He’s free now. No wine needed!

[Crystal Hatfield @Crystal46802634]

Yesterday in Flagstaff I wore my “Will sell husband for wine” shirt. I was quite impressed with the amount of people willing to take me up on that offer. People of Flagstaff, hands off!!! He’s mine!! But negotiations can be made depending on the wine🙃🍷

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I have no shame in admitting that I broke it down in the middle of one of our uscans today doing some high step country kicking shit while singing hamster dance to my coworker🐹🤠

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@jesustheplumber What did I just read

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I’m literally the funniest person that I know. I just told my husband “I love gravity, it keeps me grounded” & I cannot stop laughing🙂 WHY AM I LIKE THIS

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@JessicaWinship That’s a problem for after vacation, if the roof falls in, so be it🤗

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Totally got in a fight with a Canadian today over whether the room where ya do your buiz in is called a bathroom or washroom💩#teambathroom #wtfisawashroom #Merica

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You all may pass bowls of the devils lettuce when you party but me and my crew pass bowls of Jell-O shots🥣 Happy Birthday Sis!

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Me: what’s my nickname?
Thomas: Bitch
Mason: Crystal Hatfield
🙁

[Crystal Hatfield @Crystal46802634]

I have been planning a nap since 5:00 this morning and I’m still yet to take that nap. Fuck.

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Thomas just told me I might have a problem after I just smashed through 7 beers and still feel completely sober. I personally don’t see the problem. 🙃

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@jesustheplumber All these years... hmmmm

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So I got toothpaste in my eye. That shit hurts😭