The Crystal Falcon

You maybe want to eat all my shit up.

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Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

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@rumorator @the_boss_of_you @arpodeepo So very, very embarassing guys

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Totally got in a nighttime leftover powder shred session with moefaniel. Then we drank beers in a parking lot #7degrees #1997style

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Best American band of the past 240 years.

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So sad. #sarahburke

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Real time analytics (beta) shows that by searching "Dog Fuck Tiger" someone has landed at my blog (beta). Putting that one in the win column

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@arpodeepo Send me your address via DM and I can send you some adhesives via USPS.

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@goosefeather Psht. Get your alliteration on: http://t.co/Bcby3x9c

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Have you guys ever seen this? http://t.co/mEk7GCIN

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Kinda feeling this craven interview in @yobeat http://t.co/53gHDleV

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I understand if you just got a little jealous of my netflix queue http://t.co/rNMnB8ZO

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@jhamlett Was this @ocubot? http://t.co/USScpltZ

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I'm just using this Stop SOPA/PIPA campaign as an excuse to not blog.

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@jhamlett I will do my best to make sure my massive head is blocking your view at each of those shows.

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Feeling out a new LispTrack. Like I've got anything else to do but walk this dog for the 5th time today.

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Sometimes you just gotta make a blog outta nothing: http://t.co/l9pntDwe

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@the_boss_of_you Blud, Ms. Stamper. For sure. I am not wrong here.

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@brittvand Sorry you got bumped from that 10,000th tweet. But you know, things come up.

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Fucking @rumorator really let us all down with that #10,000 tweet. Am I right?

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my gmail spam folder has 69 messages in it. All of which are offering to help with my 69 style.