Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅

Crystal Phallus - Hard hitting 6 a side team 🤝

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

WE’VE MADE IT!!! Naughty little shoutout from the champ himself @anthonyfjoshua !!! Courtesy of @stokeymowie and @Samstokes12396 what a beauty ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

WE. ARE. BACK. Phallus 2 - 1 San Francisco 69ers MOTM Sam Stokes

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Lionel Messi ~~ Mozart of football vs Bayern Munich 2020.

Extended Highlights.

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Club Statement: Due to Covid-19 Phallus have not being able to play, we’d like to ensure everybody is following the guidelines and that @Mcgahan1199 is a little bitch

[Josh Greener @greener_josh]

nahh so fucking haydens just scored last minute and matt ritchies just blares the corner flag into the crowd and its only gone and hit this bald bloke in the cock 😭 in fucking tears man #nufc

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

The Phallus are hopeful of a spot in pot 4 when star man @SamStub87796970 returns from his holidays ⚽️🦅

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

🏆 #EURO2020 final tournament draw pots confirmed!

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Another routine victory against our not so noisy neighbours, Phallus 4 - 1 @ctysfc , a lucky effort from the angriest footballer in Yorkshire was the only goal the minnows got! Smith (2), Stubbs and Miall were the goal scorers for the mighty Phallus ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

When Oli Law makes his return and gets an opportunity to make a mistake ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Things you love to see: @ctysfc tweeting this with the small gap of 17 points between the teams after 9 games! Another week another win Phallus 3 - 2 Hun-ters

[@CTYSFC @ctysfc]

Would like to say a massive thankyou on behalf of #CTYSFC to @AshW1997 for playing tonight and @MakeAWishUK for making it all happen!

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Spurs and @ctysfc

[Harry @harryjstan]

SPOILER: it’s nothing

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Star man @Samstokes12396 is throwing his hand at playing in the centre of the park on Monday! Wooo ⚽️🦅

[No Context Flair @NoContextFlair]

#FridayFeeling

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Boners amongst cocks ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Phallus 7-1 Leave means leave! Great performance battering second place! This was the starting line up! Bench: Bhandal + Smith ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

SIGNING: Crystal Phallus are proud to announce the signing of the Persian prince himself @Josh_Bhandal ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

TEAM NEWS: Breaking news, star man @AshW1997 travels despite him being poorly with tonsillitis, keeping him off the pitch is like trying to keep a dog with two dicks a virgin!⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

TRAVELLING SQUAD: Oakes, Jack AG, Miall, Carr, Kelly, Bonelle, Walsh, Smith and Walker ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Feels like a loss! Never the less 0-0, 1 point and into the next game with a big hard phallus plz ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Phallus 1 - 2 Unathletico , not the worst but far from our best! Unlikely to progress to cup night now but the double promotion as champions is still on! Up and at em you big hard phallus ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Rumour has it @benfirth96 is hanging up the clubs and starting soccer for the phallus clawed eagles, this is a pic from his youth days ⚽️🦅

[Crystal Phallus ⚽️🦅 @CrystalPhallus2]

Well if it isn’t @SamStub87796970 when he has to get off the bench and act as if he’s making an impact at 3-0 up ⚽️🦅