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We are Can’t tell you sorry FC and we are better than your 6 a side team.

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#ctysfc are proud to announce the signing of Jack ‘jb’ Brennan after snapping him up on a free! Here’s what the new signing had to say on ctysTV #announcedjb

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@CrystalPhallus2 once again deadly on the counter and beat the keeper in a one on one. 1-4 FT.

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After being pinned in @CrystalPhallus2 manage to nick a goal on the counter. 1-3.

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@harryjstan gets the sin bin and @CrystalPhallus2 capitalise on that and take the lead on the stroke of half time. 1-2 HT.

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Lacklustre defending from the boys and @CrystalPhallus2 level it up. 1-1.

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A beautiful top left finish by @harryjstan to break the deadlock after a tense opening against @CrystalPhallus2. 1-0.

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Would like to say a massive thankyou on behalf of #CTYSFC to @AshW1997 for playing tonight and @MakeAWishUK for making it all happen!

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KUVARRRRRR! #CTYSFC Draw 1-1 with Division 1 team Polish Eagles in the cup

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The night is here and the gaffer is back😍 the lads looking to make amends from their performance last week with a win tonight! Line up announced at 7pm

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No game next week for the #CTYS squad but we look now to our next fixture, a first league meeting vs @CrystalPhallus2. We asked their marquee signing a few questions regarding the fixture but he strayed somewhat off topic:

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An absolute stupendous result for #ctys last night winning 3-1 2 goals for Harry and a debut goal for bmac 2 assists for wiggs and an assist for sb after making his return to the squad from an injury! An all round dominant performance from the boys!

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GAME DAY ‼️

Numbers tight for #CTYS tonight but as a club we have tremendous strength in depth.

Team to be announced later on but we can give you a fucking steal of a bet @JackLufcWiggins to score 2+ goals and #CTYS to win is 30/1!

So don't be a moron, get Wiggo to score on.

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Brilliant 4-1 result yesterday as mentioned, Kroos Control couldn't match the boys in any department, the Invincible season is underway folks!

Goals and assist:
Staniforth 🅰️🅰️
Lidster ⚽️⚽️
Quinn 🅰️🅰️
JB ⚽️

And a shithouse own goal from @harry_stobert! Cheers mate

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@SamuelBlack_KOW @CrystalPhallus2 Fans were gutted to hear that you was injured think we need to cheer them up in the morning😏

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Great performance from the #CTYS players tonight winning 4-1, there was no game on before us but we did get to see a circus act from @CrystalPhallus2, I’d 8 to be them right now! Match report to follow.

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First game of the season tonight for the #CTYS boys! Some key players out but where there’s a @JackLufcWiggins there’s 3 easy points. More team news before kick off.

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we want to wish @CrystalPhallus2 player @Samstokes12396 good luck as he takes part on ru Paul’s ‘drag race’ the player was spotted by ru’s team after his penalty last night

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New season prep begins...#CTYSFC

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Great night of footy for the #CTYS boys last night including normal service for the postman @JackLufcWiggins as he scored in a victory over @CrystalPhallus2 who may have stood a chance if @Samstokes12396 had turned up, shame he couldn’t make it. See you boys next season! #CTYS

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We can’t wait to play against a cast member of Charlie and the chocolate factory! #allagustusarentwe

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GAMEDAY! Phallus VS @ctysfc ! 7:30 kick off, will be a great game, happy to see @JackLufcWiggins and his princess @harryjstan have taken a day off from Star Wars for the match! 🦅⚽️