Crystal Phallus FC

Go Hard or Go Home

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[Daragh Walsh @DaraghWalsh]

Phallus victory #1stoftheseason #howiyeeeeeeee

[UCD FC @UCDAFC]

The AIB Superleague is back, and this year promises to be bigger and better than ever! Applications are now open! http://t.co/FVUctZooQr

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

The Phallus would like to wish @UCDAFC the best of luck in their massive game tonight #DoUsAllProud#thesuperleaguesalutesyou #NeedAnySubs?

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@duffles1 Its the tweet they deserve, just not the one they need right now. #themightyphallusreads

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

Congratulations to @Official_MelsFc for winning the superleague. #Themightyphallusapplauds

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@PablosPlayeros #seeyouthere #MNF #themightyphallusisuponyou #YayaSanogo

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@PablosPlayeros Lads hope you know we're playing uz tonight in the league. We only found out there so we wanted to make sure uz know too.

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@duffles1 A valiant effort, noble disciple. #themightyphallusapplauds #getawayfrommewithyoursevenoclock

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

Tomorrow, Phallus play Fook her right in Debuchy on the GAA astro at 4pm GMT. No coverage as their defeat will be graphic (and embarrassing)

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

Stephen Gerrard's free kick abilities are similar to those of our very own @Malahandro . Inferior, but similar. #WhatWall

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

Another establishment of absolute and unquestionable dominance took place today as the Phallus beat FTO with a massive 8 goals to a measly 5

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

Gerrard originally wanted to sign for the Phallus but as there was no position here for him, he settled for MLS. #Gerrard #NotEvenTheBench

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

Merry Christmas to all from the Phallus #festivephallus

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@SaucePanCeltic @OfficialMels_Fc @ColonelGetafe1 Petition to stop that ancient ref reffing games on the soccer Astro #joker #thephallusrages

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@duffles1 *Das booty #colmgodfrey #imallaboutthatphallusboutthatphallusnorailway

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Delighted for John oshea celebrates 100 caps with a great goal. Well done mate

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@ColonelGetafe1 Please, with 4 players on international duty we sent out our youth team. See you boys in the cup #themightyphalluswantsblood

[Sauce Pan Celtic @SaucePanCeltic]

Have you boys recruited the Train or something?! Top of the league! @CrystalPhallusF #mightyphallus

[Crystal Phallus FC @CrystalPhallusF]

@SaucePanCeltic Nah, we've just been hustling. #ucdisourfortress #datgoaldifferencetho #jesusisourfirstsub #themightyphalluswillfreescotland