Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher

And above me, in the night sky, above me I saw.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@TinaWang0002 @Aurkayne @YourAnonCentral Daily Mail and New York Post? Maybe post some credible news sources and not tabloid rags, honey. I know reading is hard, but you can do it.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@hurtsphincter @Qwertyuiopslad @nyaraVT @jk_rowling @ChoralSymphony @fofo475 my bad.
Your* mom looks good with my dick in her mouth.
You're the unfortunate result of a failed abortion.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@SecKennedy do 15 minutes on the stair master right now you geriatric leather handbag

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@ShouldHaveCat to quote my mother when we'd pick on my little brother "He's gonna be bigger than you one day"

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@Spark71029439 @DiscussingFilm @SouthPark the South Park creators after seeing Some Whiny Dude™ on Twitter doesn't like their show anymore:

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@MAXGGSALT the actors name isn't even Gwen?? How could she ever pull this off? What were they thinking!

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

So proud of Dean Cain joining ICE. FInally they found somebody who doesn't need a mask because nobody recognizes him.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@RachelBitecofer @NationByBlood let's see his hairline instead

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@jk_rowling @ChoralSymphony @fofo475 imagine having no more talent than some sad, sick, fuck boy incel on the internet screaming "DEBATE ME DEBATE ME" as thousands of your old fans abandon you for becoming a villain as dry and sad as the eggs in your own body. You are a sad, sick, and hopeless creature, Joanne.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@jk_rowling @ChoralSymphony @fofo475 Isn't it sad that this is your only bid for relevancy, Joanne? Aren't you tired of being a washed up children's writer? Aren't you sick of being a hateful crone on the internet for clout? Aren't you tired of getting dragged daily and breathing in mold spores from your own house?

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@Qwertyuiopslad @nyaraVT @jk_rowling @ChoralSymphony @fofo475 Your right, the machine wasn't born. Unfortunately, you were. Until we can remedy that by going back in time and convincing your mother to take back shots instead.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@nyaraVT @jk_rowling @ChoralSymphony @fofo475 BEHOLD, A WOMAN

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@jk_rowling @ChoralSymphony @fofo475 the only egg you've produced is that big ass forehead, Joanne. Go clean your moldy walls

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@BlackSwanNews17 @DiscussingFilm awww, are you triggered pussy?

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@naomiseibt Psychosis is treatable babe.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@naomiseibt What culture? Marlboro reds and bathtub moonshine? Sit the fuck down Daisy Puke, your "jeans" look like they're from an Alabama mud puddle

[New York Post @nypost]

Millionaire Texas rancher fatally gored by buffalo during South Africa hunting trip https://t.co/FZo7Rub6jW

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@Mikel_Jollett they can make money off it, like every bad thing they defend.

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@PopCrave I saw someone say the "wrong superman got paralyzed" and I don't disagree

[Jaded, Bitter Joy Crusher @CrystalViscera]

@KimberlyDawnRu1 @ABC ice can eat shit, you can eat shit, and Dean Cain can eat the curb when he toppled over trying to run after innocent people. Hopefully in front of plenty of cameras. Sorry you're so much of a pussy that people from different countries scare you