Crystal

Peace, love, and applesauce.

[Crystal @Crystal_091]

@salesforce #DF23 #giveaway NYC

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@CopaAirlines @PedroHeilbron @JFKairport

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Matt used Katie to weed the mean girls from the house and then sent her home #TheBachelor

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Chris told Heather to go back to her motel 💀 #TheBachelor

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Weak bitches lie. PREACH JESSENIA 🗣 #TheBachelor

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Rachael looks like a mix of Rebecca Black and Joey King #TheBachelor

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Victoria: I brought so many people joy #TheBachelor

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We should take a shot for every time Victoria says “literally” #TheBachelor

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Victoria going on an apology tour because she’s so scared of being sent home #TheBachelor

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Stop shaming sex workers 👏🏼 #TheBachelor

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I would have given Victoria a real black eye if I were Catalina and she snatched that crown off my head. #TheBachelor

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Victoria, not everything is about you #TheBachelor

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Bri better get a rose after that launch from the ATV #TheBachelor

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After seeing these women trip/fall, Goat Feet Girl had the right idea not wearing heels with those bajillion chateau stairs #TheBachelor

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I don’t think we’re ever going to remember Vibrator Girl’s real name #TheBachelor

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So they really gave Matt a little jet plane to fly around in but Tayshia had to carry around a fake taxi 🚕
#TheBachelor

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So Zac C didn’t know how to make orange from primary colors...? #TheBachelorette

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If Tayshia chooses Brendan, she would literally have a solid roof over her head #TheBachelorette

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Bach Trigger Words:
1. Smokeshow
2. Grown Ass Man
3. Explore
#TheBachelorette

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It’s a fantasy trailer #TheBachelorette