Uno de tantos Culés

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

Pelearse con un fan de Cristiano es como pelearse con un dipurata de Nuevas Ideas.

[Chuchitos y Asociados @Don_chuchitofv]

Pelearse con un fan de Messi es como pelearse con una foca de Nuevas Ideas

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

Dentro del pedazo de mierda que es mi vida, esta es una de las pocas alegrías que he tenido en meses!

Gracias Lio.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

Los bicholovers y madridistas deben ser un caso de estudio.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

Los bicholovers le han enseñado a los des vertebrados Madridistas, Portugueses y franceses a quejarse por pendejadas... Excepto si les favorece.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇫🇷 Didier Deschamps: “I will ask a question… does the referee possess the required level to manage a World Cup semi-final?”.

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@LauraPocaSV Si que se los bajaron.

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@simanelsalvador Les dejo una idea millonaria: en su app coloquen una sección de "promos credisiman" con todos los descuentos al pagar con la tarjeta. Van a ver cómo crecen las ventas en línea. De nada.

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

I’m going to take my time with this one. If you’re busy, save this post and read it later. If you’re a night owl like me, this is a good late-night read.

Do you know the worst thing about Cristiano Ronaldo?

It’s that he set the standards for what defines a legend… and in the end, he couldn’t even live up to the standards he created himself.

After winning Euro 2016, Ronaldo said:

“You can’t become a legend until you win a trophy with your national team.”

It was an obvious dig at Messi.

Argentina had just lost the 2014 World Cup final to Germany, and Messi was going through the toughest period of his international career. Those words only added fuel to the fire.

Where was the respect for a rival, Ronaldo?

The surprising part was that social media completely embraced that narrative. Messi was labeled a bottler, while Ronaldo was declared the winner of the rivalry—at least in the media, not on the pitch.

Then Messi retired from international football, came back, won the Copa América, and suddenly they were level in major international trophies.

What happened next?

Ronaldo fans started saying that one Euro is worth more than a hundred Copa Américas, claiming there was no competition in South America. Not true—but that became the excuse.

Then Messi went on to win the World Cup.

This time, the excuses changed again.

They claimed FIFA had fixed the tournament for Messi. That the World Cup was scripted in his favor. They simply didn’t know what else to say.

Then Ronaldo himself came out with one of the strangest quotes imaginable:

“A legend’s career can’t be defined by just seven games.”

At first glance, it sounds reasonable.

But beneath it was another attempt to diminish what Messi had achieved.

Before the World Cup, they insisted it would be Ronaldo’s tournament. On paper, Portugal had a fantastic squad. If the manager couldn’t get the best out of them, that’s Portugal’s problem—not Ronaldo’s.

Yet that same Portugal squad wasn’t any weaker than the Argentina team Messi led to the 2014 World Cup final—the same team people mocked Messi for not carrying to the title.

Just a couple of days ago, Ronaldo said:

“The World Cup doesn’t define my career, whether I win it or not.”

A statement that directly contradicts what he had said years earlier, when he admitted that winning the World Cup would make him feel completely fulfilled.

Now you’re 41 years old, Cristiano.

By your own standards:

* You have 5 Ballon d’Ors, not 8.
* You have one European Championship, not two Copa América titles.
* You never won the World Cup.
* You have four European Golden Shoes, while Messi has six—even though you’re an out-and-out striker.

So what now?

Will you keep playing until the next World Cup and become the first player to appear in one at 45, hoping to finally win it?

If we judged you by the standards you created, you wouldn’t qualify as a legend.

Of course, nobody actually judges you that way. Everyone still recognizes you as one of football’s greatest legends.

The real mistake was comparing Ronaldo to Messi in the first place.

That rivalry was exaggerated from the beginning by the media and figures like José Mourinho.

Messi conquered every major trophy available to him, shattered records that once seemed untouchable, and at 39 years old he’s still competing with Kylian Mbappé and Erling Haaland—the stars of the next generation—for the Golden Boot. And honestly, he could still win it.

What made Messi beloved by so many fans is that he never tried to diminish Ronaldo’s achievements.

Ronaldo, on the other hand, repeatedly made comments that many interpreted as attempts to downplay his greatest rival’s accomplishments—and that’s never an admirable trait.

Cristiano helped create a generation that thinks belittling other people’s achievements while constantly glorifying your own is a way to establish dominance.

Good bye. Ronaldo.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@Shadaya_Knight Les va mal e inmediatamente se acuerdan de Messi. ¿Los bicholover y madridistas tienen prohibido pensar?

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@AlvaritoMorales El.problema de Cristiano era su ego y su séquito de Viudas.¿ Los madridistas saben pensar?

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@Litho08 @solepatinoa Su ego siempre le jugo en contra, pero no le quita el gran futbolista que fue.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@saracarrascoo Hora vas con España de nuevo o te pasas a Francia?

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

Acaba de terminar una era. La rivalidad más grande en la historia del fútbol y nosotros tuvimos la oportunidad de vivirla.

De un culé que le encanta el fútbol al futbolista que logró luchar contra los dioses y se les puso de tú a tú:

¡GRACIAS COMANDANTE!
Gracias @Cristiano

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@XZablah Impresionante

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@AlexiaRivasG1 Así las cosas

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@AlabiSV @nayibbukele Opino que no seas ridículo.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@CiudadanoCo10 @RomeoHerrera1 No sería más concluyente pensar que deambulan porque están depredado sus ecosistema?... Perdón, veo que sos foca, así que te ayudaré con la definición:
concluyente significa que algo es tan definitivo, claro e irrebatible que pone fin a una duda, debate o discusión.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@ObrasPublicasSV Siembre los ustedes, a nosotros con que dejen de talar nos basta.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@AlexiaRivasG1 Pero si en el espino.
Están dando patadas de ahogados queriendo cambiar la narrativa.

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@ObrasPublicasSV Los sembraron cerca de los 100,000 maquilishuats?

[Uno de tantos Culés @Crytonos]

@MrCuchilla 1- ahí no hay 20 mil árboles
2- porque debería participar el la lavada de cara de bukele?