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@PurpleRoseTheat Another one that speaks to storytelling, real life for Jeff: https://t.co/rnIzAKSM99
#ToDoList

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@PurpleRoseTheat Christmas challenge! Jeff can learn and play this one for his upcoming shows: https://t.co/U1sPgt8WzV
#HitMeWithYourMusic

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But what if she doesn't like being called Johns? Perhaps she prefers Steves or Freds. #MamaFreds

RT @TimBarnes451: your should call your Mama Johns more often

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An ultra, ultra marathon that only ends when one of you dies!

RT @tompapa: Being married is a marathon not a sprint.

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@Michael_Easter Here's to more big, emotional swings in life... The good ones, of course!
#TheComfortCrisis #December

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@ConanOBrien is genuinely, ginger-ly, generally loving history, but not General Lee...

@teamcoco #Flow

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@arlynbroche Congratulations on the new show, Arlyn! Beyond the positive response and deserved recognition, I bet you're getting a lot of men trying to slide into your DM like Pete Rose. Keep after it! #HeadFirst

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@CrzyAddey @georgelopez @nbc
¡Cha-chingón!
(A bad-ass idea that will make a lot of money)

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@georgelopez ¡Hijo de Lope! Watching "Lopez and Lopez" on @NBC and enjoying the fact that no one is pulling any punches... Keeping it real. Hit me up if you need a chingón writer or something.

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@djlslivemiami Have you ever tried to beat match Beck's "Loser" and Allman Brothers' "Midnight Rider?". Try and play around with it... Something is definitely there!

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@DougStanhope Plus, probably could just donate it all on Monday, get it over with and move on to something else.

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@kelly_carlin Philosophers, poets, comedians, and those who love them... humanity telling deep truths!

[topdocs @topdocspod]

George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, he was one of the great American artists of the later half of the 20th-Century @mbonfiglio2000  (co-dir @JuddApatow) shows in his incisive and insightful "George Carlin's American Dream" now on @HBO
https://t.co/6covxQq5O3

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#Nothing is #something.
#Nada es #algo.

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Things not to say to a man completely covered in #tattoos:
- Boy, you have a lot of extra time on your hands.
- What does this one mean?
- You missed a spot!

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"If ya don't know, now ya know, cracka." -- Notorious W.I.G.G.A.

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"Might as well get baked and loaded!" #Potatos

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douché: What you say when someone douchey makes a striking point.
#Douchebag

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It never fails... every time I shit on my car, a bird takes a bath.

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@DudePerfect Stereotypes idea: Theme Parks! #YoureWelcome