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[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

It’s just certain shit u can’t be doing as a franchise player bro.

If my franchise player is applying for “streamer university” with Kai cenat u might have to go

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He's wearing a Rodman jersey with no undershirt in 2026. They should've read the signs.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 In a now-deleted post, Daniel Cormier exposed Eric Trump for asking him if any of the UFC White House fights were rigged:

"I'm probably going to get a lot of flak for bringing this to light, however I refuse to stay silent... Shame on anyone trying to ruin this beautiful event."

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol

[cman @Cscholzz]

Kinda sucks jcole released his last album and it was mid

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[CanesMuse @canesmuse]

Genuinely is there anything worse than South Florida New Yorker’s??

Brag about their city like it’s the greatest but live here😭😭😭

[bri @bribrisimps]

the woke version of kash patel in the men’s hockey locker room at the olympics

[Keith Murphy @murphdogg29]

Always bootlicking....even when Trump calls him a low IQ Negro....FOH.

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship

[AT @primediscussion]

A White Supremacist Colombian vs. a delusional Black conservative is as Florida Republican as a Republican primary can possibly be.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video.

Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Brunson is about to be the cause of even more racially ambiguous children named Jalen. This is like a second meteor strike after the Jalen Rose one.

[Anthony Doyle🍉 @Anthonysmdoyle]

Is this the same Phil Godlewski who was charged in 2010 with having sex with a 15-year old?

[Lucy’s Booth @HeatherK9070]

Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species