Craig Hobbs

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

After eating White Castle , I deuced at McDonalds because their bathroom was MUCH cleaner. Maybe it's time to reevaluate my food choices.

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Give me a fan that sounds like a NASA rocket launch to hide some of the things that go on after a Mexican food night...

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Why are the quiet bathroom vent fans considered better?

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

I mean, has anyone tried unplugging for 10 seconds? Works for my WiFi every time.

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Can't we just CTRL+ALT+DEL the #government to get it restarted? #governmentshutdown

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

This is what happens when #MileyCyrus won't stop #twerking... #governmentshutdown

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Big black standing tall http://t.co/lFNm0TBkKU

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

#interiordecorator http://t.co/iNUY6uLDnY

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Fuuuuuuuuck this shit. Fucking fuck it! #irritated

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Decisions decisions http://t.co/cr2P0M3RYX

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

@IamHolleman fairly accurate nonetheless

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

@IamHolleman I'm just saying "my moms husband" has no love behind it.

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

@IamHolleman you mean your step dad?

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Real g's move in silence, like a mute driving a new hybrid.

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Damn I feel good today!

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

As soon as I pull up and park the Benz, we get this shit shakin like Parkinsons.

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Jigga I don't like it if it don't bling bling, and to hell with the price cuz money ain't a thang

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

Excuse my french but I'm in France.....I'm just sayin

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

White castle.... goes in Delicious, comes out raw sewage. Worth it tho.

[Craig Hobbs @CsnizzleBitch]

@IamHolleman I got some Viagra for that derection issue...lmk if you need some