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This is a fake account full of lies and untruths. Only a fool would take anything said here as true.

[why? @Csqur]

@CoffeeJack_ two years of waiting and this happens the 1st time I use it after following your guide to the letter. Great start.

[why? @Csqur]

@fesshole I'm so sorry for Rob and the 50 banana arse confessions he'll have to clear because of this.

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@fesshole I know everyone likes the messed up "I shoved 5 bananas up my arse and somehow pulled out 6" confessions but sometimes it is nice to see stuff like this. The person probably hasn't a clue about the game but they just want to do something to feel connected their brother.

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@pixelatedboat Mrs fucking Dursley gave a speech so good I was ready to run through a wall. I thought this was a desperate cash in when announced but it is easily the best show Disney+ have done and one of the best live action Star Wars products.

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@JesseCox @diegoluna_ That after credits scene is one of the best set up, pay off, and recons I have ever seen. In a business that gives 5 seconds of "it is I, Bloorpo!" that was such a brilliant payoff.

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@PoliticsJOE_UK I can't let her know what I think in the comments as I'll get banned.

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@TotalLongo Had to go pick stuff up from the office the other week. First time being there in nearly three years and it has some how gotten worse.

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@FTBinge_watcher Everyone speaking their own native language with subtitles for whichever language you're watching it in.

[Tara Ansley @TaraAnsley]

Twitter right now.

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@fesshole I didn't fall for the brown sauce in tea fess but I'm struggling not to try this one. Rob needs to put a not liable message on these posts.

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Oh nice. BT are offering me a free upgrade to my broadband. No increase in speed. No new features or upgraded hub. I get to be locked into a new 24 month contract though. Thanks... I think?

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Oh no. I started showing my son Batman: The Animated Series last night. I was born in the 80s so I was too young to see Batman when it came out. Kevin has been the voice of Batman for most of my childhood and then for my gaming years. This is an actual gut punch.

[IGN @IGN]

Kevin Conroy, the legendary voice of Batman in Batman The Animated Series, the Arkham trilogy, and much more, has died at the age of 66.

[why? @Csqur]

Jokes on you, Elon Musk. My tweets are stupid and dumb so no one wants to read them anyway. I was already being rightly ignored and buried by the algorithm before Twitter Blue.

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@fesshole 90% of the fesses are people who really need to go to marriage counseling

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@robmanuel @fesshole That "thumbing in a softie" line from the other day is still haunting me.

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Took my 4 year old for a tour of the school he's going to start next year and I was the only one there with my kid. Other parents were glaring at me because he kept asking questions about the school. Why wouldn't you take your kid for a tour of the school they're going to go to?

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@highbrowtrash Oh normally I'd say fuck em that's the capitalism they've pushed on us for the last 100 years. What I don't like is that everyone else is paying for that manchild's fuck up. He wanted to bury the sexual assault claims and now we're here.

[why? @Csqur]

This Twitter Blue thing is funny as hell to watch for the celebrities complaining but it is also racketeering and extortion against brands and companies. Pay for Blue or someone will impersonate you and tweet out phishing links.

[why? @Csqur]

These are the kind of promoted tweets I'm getting after the advertising exodus and I'm actually OK with it.