Carl Stretton

Mufc, Dad of 3, Cornish Red. Local Football Manager.

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@United_Webby ❤️

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Absolute scenes.

"It's fucking me again." 🤣

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@simondaws1989 😂

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s knuckleball. 🚀
https://t.co/geiJ0Wgd5s

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

Alexis Mac Allister v Manchester United highlights

[Fan MC 🇾🇪 @MichaelCarrickx]

🚨 Radek Vítek secured another clean sheet, his third in the Championship this season. Only Charlton Athletic’s Thomas Kaminski has more, with Four. https://t.co/u6Ia846ZJl

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@ExternalGlobal @BillyMeredithMU Couldn’t of said it better myself 😂

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

In the first 3 Premier League games, Manchester United are:

— 1st in the league for touches in opposition box
— 2nd for expected goals
— 3rd for shots on target per match
— 5th for big chances created

If this system is “limiting” our players, then may they always stay limited like this because we only need to improve the conversion rate and we’ll win games easily.

It still hasn’t clicked but we’re really close.

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@MattyFC__ @simondaws1989

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@_NickNewell_ The right side of the pitch non existent.

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@mseymour84 💯 😂😂

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@simondaws1989 @TheWavyRed I like the idea of Sesko too. Either or for me.

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@simondaws1989 @MailSport 😂

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Only 5 players have won the PFA Player of the Year twice:

-Mo Salah
-Kevin De Bruyne
-Cristiano Ronaldo
-Thierry Henry
-Nemanja Vidic.

Criminally underrated and disrespected.

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@simondaws1989 @RetroMoviesDB Get it tattooed on your ass and you’ll know 😂

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@AmorimEra_ @DanishScout_ @simondaws1989 let him cook

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

My manager ❤️ 🇾🇪 #RubenAmorim

[Mark Ogden @MarkOgden_]

Ruben Amorim pays for Manchester United staff tickets for Europa League final after being told club would not fund trip to Bilbao https://t.co/YUve1Ek5TF

[Carl Stretton @Cstretch11]

@UtdDistrict @AcademyScoop @ManUtd @simondaws1989