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Fhtagn and Tentacles / #GodSquad

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@iSlimfit The Screwfix van. The smaller van was clearly established at the point of collision. The Screwfix van should have just slowed down.

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@cwdarney House of Dragon recap

https://t.co/nzSwrMpyuz

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@EricLDaugh The UK government can’t open North Sea oil. Thatcher sold it off in the 1980s. Your dear leader must not have been told this.

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@followingmybody If you like House Of Leaves, I would strongly recommend S. by Doug Dorst.

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@EricLDaugh So cool 🥰
Now release the Trump-Epstein Files.

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@EdKrassen A headphone jack? To utilise my existing my existing audio equipment.? One hell of a USP.

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@TheMekon_Venus I took mine to my first ever job interview (2001), it was never looked at or acknowledged. The little leather bound bastard never left the house again.

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@otokyo Life of Pi

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@draloneboy The UK government sold off its direct interest in North Sea oil the 1980s during Margaret Thatcher’s administration. The UK government can’t sell oil because they don’t own it. I hope this helps.

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@the_Bradster007 I can’t believe Jeff Goldblum doesn’t turn into a fly until the very end of the film.

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@CS11__ I think it’s great that it’s in the DCU. It shows that the DCU doesn’t have a style guide and every project tells its story in its own way. I think it’s cool that they’re doing a body horror film first that takes place in the same universe with a misbehaving flying dog.

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@fesshole We have anonymous surveys at my work. We get emails sent when we haven’t filled them out. Apparently the surveys ARE anonymous but they have a list of people who haven’t done them.

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@nicksortor Leaving NATO, just like Putin wants 👏👏👏

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@fittoberight @MAGAVoice Yes, save your money and buy
Trump Watch
Trump Mobile
Trump Sneakers
Trump Cologne
Trump Shoes
Trump Bibles
Instead.

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@Matt_Pinner Or… or… hear me out here… pay the waiting staff enough of a wage where they don’t have to rely on tips.

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@nocontextmemes Could I do this job from home?

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@JimCognito2016 WTF.

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@GoodByeXNow @McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS Okay but the packaging doesn’t have “Easter Egg” written on them and half of them aren’t even egg-shaped. Weird flex you have there.

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@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS But they have to call them chocolate eggs because that’s what they are. Easter Eggs are painted eggs that children use for Easter Egg hunting.

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@andrenftart @NoContextHumans I knew a guy who said he was planning on naming his son Lucifer. He explained, whilst our jaws were on the floor that it means “Bringer of light.” We tried to explain that Lucifer is like the big bad in the bible, but he was having none of it.

TL;DR - worst baby name ever