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[Artorîas @ArtoriasBenoit]

the autism won so I decided to make this

[julie @droolvana]

Made an image

[💢 JPT says 何? 💢 @JPT_Struggles]

An angel lost her wings 💔

[Reuters @Reuters]

Outrage is growing in Indonesia after police uncovered alleged abuse at a daycare center in Yogyakarta, where toddlers were found tied up https://t.co/9QvOmAClfB

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For free wowthanks

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

WOW.

AlJazeera just dropped a ONE HOUR documentary about ISRAEL’s CRIMES against the PALESTINIANS.

This is very HARD TO WATCH.

[Omak🇵🇸 @itsOmak_]

why is Bane carrying a Batman labubu with him

[꩜ Mark 🦋 @sorsiuwuono]

wwe ha conseguido que un misero house show tenga mas aura que un smackdown

[tani ♡ @eaudeloona]

babymetal as the dimetrescu daughters fuck it’s genius why didn’t i think of that

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How fitting that its marugame, the Chipotle of udons

[Radhiya A Irgi, S.E. ☕️ @radhiya_irgi]

The house where Indonesia's first president staunchly hid for months to avoid collaborating with the Japanese in early WW2, is now a Japanese Udon restaurant.

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."and
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Austine @theereal_one]

LMFAO lil buddy is homophobic 😭😭

[lucy @luluaoba]

they served too hard that both of them were killed for it #rip

[Korra @korraflow]

I'll admit that when I decided to play blackjack today, I did not expect to see a Nazi and a Jew fighting on the table

[NicoB @NicoB7700]

I watch this like once a week.

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WHY IS SHE GOING TO SKEGNESS LMAO BUTLIN'S ??

[gaz @____GAZ_____]

Wonder what she will sing

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

no smokes
no entry flash
no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel

just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck

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I love this guy's ethic he's truly unprecedented. It freaks people out cus its new

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.

Top 1% of all vaginas.

Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).

Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.

The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)

This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

[NORTH Wrestling @NORTH_NCL]

F*CK IT.

Will Kroos last ever NORTH match vs Rampage Brown in FULL FOR FREE.

A hoss fight with another heavyweight. BIG GUYS WRESTLING. Watch how it plays out.

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THE WORLD KNOWS NOW THAT YALL AS WEIRD AS THE REST OF US, sometimes even weirder AND THATS OKAYYYYYY

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Former Japanese television presenter and YouTuber Kanon Aoki has warned that X’s automatic translation tool is damaging Japan’s international reputation as a polite and harmonious society.

She explains that the feature now exposes blunt or negative online comments from some Japanese users to global audiences, revealing opinions on topics like tourism and cultural norms that were previously hidden by language barriers.
Via @FujiNews_