Reuben R

Lawyer, but don't hold it against me. I'm pretty good at trivia, recommending podcasts, and respecting the comedy rule of three. ig: cubanreuben

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

It’s Cypress, not “Cyprus.”

But for all the time you spend on luxury vacations in Europe, it's no surprise you don't know Texas.

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@gregcote @FernandezAndreC @MiamiHerald @TheGregCoteShow Absolute legend. @mcclatchy should be ashamed.

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@ferald_gord Google “Actor Loan Out Company” and then spend some time thinking about whether you should investigate things before spouting nonsense on the internet.

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@BlueThunderReal Dare I say that this is podracing?

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

Brought out the new kit to watch a match in Houston with my Dad @olive_york

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

How do I get this app to block every post that says “That’s not X. That’s Y?”

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@DanFriedman81 @grok When did scoring scale change?

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@MLB Been rocking real since 93. Glad to see it again.

[MLB @MLB]

A jersey so good we had to share it with the fans 😮‍💨

Repost and reply for your chance to win a new Marlins teal throwback jersey!

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

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[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

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[Netflix @netflix]

Your summer just got Happy-er. Happy Gilmore 2, July 25, only on Netflix

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@mbateman I always just say they offed themselves.

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@Thomas_Carrieri Good for the game, and good when you’re watching on TV, but I miss the ambiance of attending a pre-clock baseball game. Baseball used to be leisurely. You could sit back and chat with a friend while you watched. It’s so quick now, it doesn’t feel so relaxing to go the park.

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@MarlinsHistory Washington and I think Texas too

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@TroyPSilva @MLB Luis Castillo

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

Andor ends next week and I will never be happy again.

[Reuben R @CubanReuben]

@LipsyncLizard @Wario64 Mine was cancelled 😞

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the reason we have so many trade deficits with countries is because AMERICA IS RICH and RICH PEOPLE BUY LOTS OF THINGS. The Trump plan is for you to be POORER and work a job that PAYS YOU LESS