Trump took $59 million from 590,000 Americans for a phone that may never exist.
Then quietly updated the terms:
“No guarantee a phone will be produced or sold.”
The crypto coin. The sneakers. The Bible. The gold card. The ballroom. The phone.
Every single time the same pattern.
Take the money. Change the terms. Walk away.
Trump is now describing in some detail the Montreal Cognitive Test, which doctors use to spot the early signs of dementia, and which he proudly declared his doctors have made him take three times. He thinks it’s an intelligence test.
BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.”
There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.
PETE HEGSETH: “We took out Iran’s nuclear capabilities last year. This war wasn’t started because they were close to getting nuclear weapons, it started because they still had nuclear ambitions.”
Hegseth accidentally tells congress that Iran posed no imminent threat to America.
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"
Trump: "Right"
"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr
It’s truly impressive.
In 12 months, Trump single handedly caused the 2 biggest self inflicted disasters - Tariffs and the Iran War - in all of American history.
Record breaking incompetence.
House Republicans reject the DHS funding deal passed by the Senate last night and senators have all gone home and are in recess for the next two weeks.
The dysfunctional Republican Congress.
These are the people now responsible for keeping you safe:
-A drunk former fox news host
-A 22-year-old former gardener and grocery store clerk
-A plumber
-A frat boy MAGA children's book author
🚨MASSIVE BREAKING; Republican Chip Roy, the SAVE ACT’s author, assured voters on Fox News it would be easy for women to vote.
In private leaked footage provided to CTA, Roy admits his Chief of Staff had to jump through “hoops” and go to the DMV at least twice. This is criminal.
BREAKING: 49 Senate Republicans just VOTED DOWN our simple bill to pay TSA workers.
Republicans have now blocked TSA pay SEVEN times. It’s a slap in the face to the men and women who have been working without a paycheck for weeks.
BREAKING: Donald Trump appears to be on his way to golf in Florida as gas prices skyrocket, inflation intensifies and war rages on. This is an insult to the American people.