Watt Malsh

Liberals are insufferable and conservatives are the friggin worst. I’m both. (Insufferable & the worst, that is.)

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

The state of Wisconsin really fucked up on this one. Way to go, cheeseheads.

[Dudley Brown @GunRightsPrez]

They banned me, so I agree!

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@RepMTG Trump cork soaker.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@laurenboebert @us_navyseals You’re such a tone deaf idiot, JoeDert. Anywho, is your Only Fans page back up yet, or?

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@ColoradoWi12 @JetsGirl19 @RSBNetwork Couldn’t have said it any better. Well done.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@laurenboebert You’re an idiot.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@lovinglambsacad @RSBNetwork Ahh, the perfect right wing nut job response. School yard tactics (naturally) will forever be a part of your daily repertoire because educated responses aren’t possible. Way to shape America’s youth.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@biggdaddiek @Instacart Ya know what Sweet Puss, do yourself a favor and ditch @Instacart. You’ll be much better off. Use any other service out there, just not @Instacart. @Instacart is more awful than an egg salad sandwich left on a sheetless mattress in a sunny front yard in Van Nuys.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

Look at the 7 tone deaf fucking idiots in this picture who’ll all stupidly say shit like “This is America. We have a second amendment for a reason & it’s our god-given right to bear arms.” I wish someone could hit the delete button on Kentucky altogether. Fucking useless 7.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Merry Christmas! 🎄
ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@hashtagmolotov @amazon Fuck this. Gate code is 1002 = you can afford to pay any luxury fee a service is imposing upon you AND you can tip your delivery person. The person who sent that message is a total scumbag. Amazon fucked the delivery person; so did the customer, only the customer did it openly.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

.@Starbucks You have stores that use @Instacart to deliver 20 fucking gallons of Milk and you’re okay with the tipping the shopper & delivery driver a total of $3.58? Fuck you, Starbucks. You cheap fucks. And as always, SUPER FUCK YOU @Instacart for allowing such a shit practice.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@babythedivine I would never discriminate against you for smoking weed. Your choice. Live large. So don’t discriminate against me unknowingly for not smoking weed. This is an awful take. It wreaks of the opposite of common sense.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@Instacart Eloise, if you responded to me & not the original poster, you belong at @instacart because you are brain dead stupid idiot. Holy shit are you dumb.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@wellthatwasodd @shopper12_chi @Instacart Calling someone an asshole & accusing them of lying for giving an opinion you asked for.? You actually “might” be the a-hole & also, immediately dump @Instacart. Do your own grocery shopping & you don’t have to wonder about these idiotic mysteries. Unless of course you’re unable.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@CannaBurr @Instacart With all due respect, Cannaburr, this is your fault. Unless, you pre-tipped 20% or better Of your order’s total. If you expect a personal shopper to do your grocery shopping for anything less than a 15% tip, knowing that cheap fuck @Instacart only offered a measly $7, YOUR FAULT.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@VictoriaKolar @Angel63091047 Here’s a thought: do your own grocery shopping to avoid this kind of thing. Make. Time. For. It. Please. Your. Self. Instead. Of. Depending. On. Others. Genius, right? You’re welcome. @Instacart sucks because they hire basically anyone. Live with it or make a change.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@Instacart @NapaValleyChick Sorry NapaValleyChick; Gigi’s canned response is the same canned response they give to anyone who negatively mentions Instacart on Twitter. They don’t give a shit about any instance of wrong doing you’ll go through. The only reason they respond is to save face. 🛑 using 🥕

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@Instacart You fucking idiots try to tweet something that’s cute & kitschy, right? Look at every response on this thread. It’s all saying: INSTACART FUCKING SUCKS WORSE THAN AN UNPLUGGED DYSON. But you stupid idiots keep at it so these people responding can show everyone how awful you are.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@Instacart @tatieCeuine Sara doesn’t give a shit about your experience. No one @Instacart does because they’re the worst of the worst. Try Dumpling instead. It’s so much better than Instacrap.

[Watt Malsh @CuckerTarlsonYo]

@Instacart @ArenHam That’s three Link! Way to go, you puppet. Rethink your professional choices, pal. You’re currently failing in life. Make better choices and go find a social media job that’ll make you feel better about yourself rather than working for the grocery devil. @Instacart SUCKS!!