𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻

“ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴜʙʙᴇʀ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢʟᴜᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ʙᴏᴜɴᴄᴇs ᴏғғ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴀ sɪx-ɪɴᴄʜ-ᴅɪᴀᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ.”

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

“𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘺𝘢𝘺 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳. 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸.”

- 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘯 -

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[𝒜 . @SALEMSIRENN]

https://t.co/alfn7TPx3K

just a warning. this is artemis’ new writer tag.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

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“I’ve got the best caboose and a few screws loose!”

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[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

i thought i’d take my froggy-style rain boots out for a spin!

what’re you doin’ out here? brooding?

[🦇 ‍ ‍𝓽̲𝒉𝒆 ‍𝓼̲𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔。 @batsbecomes]

oh, it’s you.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

oh— li’l sour-puss!

[🦇 ‍ ‍𝓽̲𝒉𝒆 ‍𝓼̲𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔。 @batsbecomes]

blegh.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

“sure are.”

the blonde would hum in response, a dreamy sigh soon leaving her as her gaze remained glued to the woman beside her— she hadn’t even glanced at the flowers below.

[‧ 𝕻𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 ┈ 𝕴𝐕𝐘 @floralysian]

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her hands raise and brush together to relinquish the soil clinging to her skin. with a shift of her physique, she’s now glancing to peer at the other woman beside her.

“ what do you think of them, Harls, beautiful aren’t they .ᐣ ”

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[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

sincerest apologies— she was too busy lookin’ at the botanist takin’ care’a them there plants.

[‧ 𝕻𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 ┈ 𝕴𝐕𝐘 @floralysian]

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lovingly admiring her 𝐼𝑝𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑒𝑎 𝑎𝑙𝑏𝑎 as they bloom late into the night, a pure beauty obscured by the shroud of darkness. if only more people cared to pay attention.

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[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

is sipping a juice box as she watches the TL go about their day.

yanks out the straw before flicking it at the 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

“i’ve got the best caboose and a few screws loose!”

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

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[۟ @godsfell]

your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄—!✰

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

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[۟ @godsfell]

i fell onto love like a sword.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

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[۟ @godsfell]

something in me wants more. i can’t rest.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

“all these DIY cat bed videos, yet /nothin’/ for hyenas!

discrimination, I say!”

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

already prodding her for attention—!

[‧ 𝕻𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 ┈ 𝕴𝐕𝐘 @floralysian]

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she’s awake ; good morning.

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[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

EMERGENCY:

SHE CANNOT FIND HER MY LITTLE PONY STICKERS!

CALL THE FBI— THE COAST GUARD— EVERYONE!!

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

(crouches beside him, a small prod to his shoulder.)

yer not dyin’, right?

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟sᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

( he only makes pained wheezes .. )

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

(she better stifle that laughter real quick—)

yer lookin’ real frazzled!

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟sᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

( rachel tazed him ... rachel dawes )

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻 @CuckooQuinn]

(what happened?🤨)

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟sᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

( this is so embarrassing for him )