J-Cane

My views of the world are as numb as my legs*** You're as dead to me as my feet ***Bacon inspector from the Jimmy Dean Institute of Sausage***

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@TheReal_CJames @espn Lower than the hogs breath at closing time

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@ROCKYBOIMAN50 @mikecoreysports You two football ignorant people. Ball State 1st 10 on the 37, 12 seconds left and you both are saying the need to throw a chunk plays outside and get out. The middle of the field is in play beyond the sticks.

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@anditslou @TheReal_CJames You’re excused

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@anditslou Sweet galloping goblins, man up son.
@TheReal_CJames

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@ANDYDEMBOWSKI @BlueJeff88 @DenverChannel @anditslou A long time? Define long time? 250-300 years is not a long time overall.

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@shan70 @KOAA @TheReal_CJames @costateliving84 whelp there goes that career as a hand model

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@jayfairy84 @KOAA Just another example of this news station spinning it to make shit worse than it is.

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@jeffcosheriffco Cops are the bad guys… uh sure they are

Respect Warriors

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@gay4dogs @bassnfelix @accuweather @ryanhallyall @TonyLaubach All the way to I-25

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@RachelAcenas @OANN $$$ determines the justice system in America today

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@KOAA @costateliving84 @TheReal_CJames Little Chicago…. Democrats run city

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@costateliving84 Nice and pink… bet it’s juicy too

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@em_ksg @TheReal_CJames @costateliving84 by the time this sissy La La recognized the red dot on her breast area… it’s to late. Tortuga 1 Libralpottimus 0

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@em_ksg @POTUS @TheReal_CJames @costateliving84 Holy Jumping Janet, the Tortuga has seen a lot of ignorance and stupidity in his day; however, this may be the gawt damn dumbest, idiotic thing I’ve ever read. This he/she thinks FJB can override the Constitution?
He even collects plastic toy guns

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@KyleM_302 @em_ksg @POTUS Like his haircut

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@PHYTCLUB @em_ksg @POTUS You sir , made the Tortuga laugh 😂

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@costateliving84 The Tortuga wishes this pretty little lily a Happy Easter

[J-Cane @CuloDeTortuga]

@brodflightcrew @DNVR_Rockies This made me laugh