Ewoks were out there swinging literal sticks, throwing rocks, and rigging log traps like it’s some forest version of Home Alone… while the Empire rolls up with AT-ST walkers that can vaporize a tree from half a mile away, stormtroopers in full plastoid armor, and blasters that turn people into glowing ash. The idea that a tribe of teddy bears with zero tech somehow wins is utterly laughable.
That’s Tennessee and Indiana now who have officially declared June as nuclear family month. If you’re a red state governor and you’re not doing this, why not? Do it now. It is time to go on offense.
@BrentScher I’m sorry, but what’s a protest concert? Is it just a regular concert where they complain about Trump? Because they already do that… like all the time.
@ModernDad It always seems like they sleep and sleep on school days, but any day that they don’t have school, they’re up at the crack of dawn… why? Just why?
@AutismCapital Good game mechanics, but way too complicated. Hard to just pick up and play while remembering how to do stuff. Gone are the days of Halo-like levels.