Born in Chicago and/or Wales. Wrote a book about Lady Gaga. Net worth $4 million. Scottish. Died 2007. (None of this is true, but the internet says it is.)
After 17 years, I'm taking a Twitter (not X) break. @elonmusk is a petulant, childish bell-end who shouldn't be in charge of a burger van, let alone a major media brand. If he fucks off or at least shuts the fuck up, I may return. I'm at https://t.co/mzzwzdw0cD
@LeeAndersonMP_ Is that a hash brown in there? Not very British. I assume you threw it away, in disgust. What, you didn't? 30p, you cosmopolitan ponce! Next you'll be reciting Symbolist poetry and getting your crack waxed.
@prodigalbum I *think* he was saying that he was refuting the fact of his Jewishness being hijacked to support the occupation, rather than refuting his Jewishness per se.
@AllyFogg Unfortunately my favourite joke rather loses something when written down, but here goes.
What did Darth Vader buy in the French bakery?
Pain, pain, pain,
Tarte tatin, tarte tatin.
@OsterlohAtLarge My favourite bit is when Linda gets to within 50 yards, Macca gets up and walks away, because Denny's waiting. Are her sausages that bad?
@RicHolden@Keir_Starmer If you're worried about the political connotations of a piece of music, Richard, I wouldn't be discussing the glories of Wagner...
After 17 years, I'm taking a Twitter (not X) break. @elonmusk is a petulant, childish bell-end who shouldn't be in charge of a burger van, let alone a major media brand. If he fucks off or at least shuts the fuck up, I may return. I'm at https://t.co/mzzwzdw0cD