Tim F

Born in Chicago and/or Wales. Wrote a book about Lady Gaga. Net worth $4 million. Scottish. Died 2007. (None of this is true, but the internet says it is.)

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

After 17 years, I'm taking a Twitter (not X) break. @elonmusk is a petulant, childish bell-end who shouldn't be in charge of a burger van, let alone a major media brand. If he fucks off or at least shuts the fuck up, I may return. I'm at https://t.co/mzzwzdw0cD

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@Nigel_Farage *licence.
You've been spending too much time with your American friends.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@vintagebooks "insider's searing account" surely. Otherwise it suggests Stewart himself is searing. I suggest Lanacane.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Is that a hash brown in there? Not very British. I assume you threw it away, in disgust. What, you didn't? 30p, you cosmopolitan ponce! Next you'll be reciting Symbolist poetry and getting your crack waxed.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@NicholasPegg I live in London. She felt distinctly unamusing for a few days.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@prodigalbum Including unobtainium?

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@prodigalbum I *think* he was saying that he was refuting the fact of his Jewishness being hijacked to support the occupation, rather than refuting his Jewishness per se.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@AllyFogg Unfortunately my favourite joke rather loses something when written down, but here goes.
What did Darth Vader buy in the French bakery?
Pain, pain, pain,
Tarte tatin, tarte tatin.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@OsterlohAtLarge (I also enjoy some Wings, esp Silly Love Songs, which I reckon is the best post-Fabs song by any of them, but *not* MoK.)

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@OsterlohAtLarge My favourite bit is when Linda gets to within 50 yards, Macca gets up and walks away, because Denny's waiting. Are her sausages that bad?

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@RicHolden @Keir_Starmer If you're worried about the political connotations of a piece of music, Richard, I wouldn't be discussing the glories of Wagner...

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@chubbybannister Same as here... https://t.co/mzzwzdw0cD

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

After 17 years, I'm taking a Twitter (not X) break. @elonmusk is a petulant, childish bell-end who shouldn't be in charge of a burger van, let alone a major media brand. If he fucks off or at least shuts the fuck up, I may return. I'm at https://t.co/mzzwzdw0cD

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@stevie_chick People who write great songs but their biggest hit is a cover. Marc Almond, Kirsty MacColl, Jeff Buckley...

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@Mr_Seaside In your box.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

DID YOU MISS ME?
No, just to say, I have two invite codes for BlueSky, let me know if you'd care to join.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@IndieChris71 @anon_opin Yes, the roads are hostile to cyclists. So let's deal with that, rather than making the pavements hostile to pedestrians.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@anon_opin Tubs? That's not butter you're eating. It's some sort of yellow spready thing.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@twlldun OK, read the article itself now. Ouch.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@twlldun He was my tutor at Exeter. Am assuming he doesn't write the tweets.

[Tim F @CulturalSnow]

@NJStreitberger