Tony Russell Comedy

merch model. IG: tonyrussellcomedy

Writer and stand-up comedian and vet. Co-write the crime noir series Kiss The Messenger @KTMbookseries set in Spokane, Wa.

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Yo the candid interviews with pissed off government officials after this assassination is humanizing as hell, annnd they telling on everyone!!!! Watch

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Dammit, just made a Sophie's Choice joke on the pregnancy floor at the Hospital I'm staying in. One nurse winked so it's all good.

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@NarinVann Oh ya I get them mixed up. Developing burnt down I think

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@NarinVann Minus- by stealing their bike

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Wipers on @ Audubon - Downriver, Spokane https://t.co/TrVZPzNLSA

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@KingPeppersnake Ya but even kids dont

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Hey @KingPeppersnake I was thinking. Harry is the only name that you could make millions of jokes about but everyone sorta respects it enough to leave it alone.

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@Trazer_ #oldladytweet

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Asians love their sandals

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@DeeceComedy My head doesn't hang as long as I want it to

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@rosadona @AbbygailNelson

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@TomMeisfjord They are pieces of roasted red peppers

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Stanley Tucci's character in Burlesque just totally got away with saying something crazy racist, and I'm almost certain it's because he's gay

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I celebrate Rich Homie Quanza

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@DaveIsTrying They do when someone says they shop at Hot topic

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Just ate my first entire burrito without salsa and it was exactly wait I thought it would be like...suck.

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@gaberutledge @MeColetta @AbbygailNelson

[Deece Casillas @DeeceComedy]

"I'm making a #NewYearsResolutions!" = Sane Person

"Every complete orbit of the earth around the sun I wish I was less of a piece of shit." = Crazy Person.