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29 (hundred years old)
I eat bugs

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

Don't be a pussy, steal from Walmart

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

Haven't posted in a while but trying to settle a debate rn

Is it more embarrassing to piss your pants or shit your pants?

[Raven ✨️ @hideousraven]

me talking about @CumMiser fr

[Raven ✨️ @hideousraven]

@CumMiser this is how i feel about you

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

I want proximity chat for cars so I can hear what other drivers are listening to

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

I can only stand an English accent when they're talking about cooking or cars and maybe that's the worst thing about me

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

This was nauseating

[p ………………. . . . . . . k @watertoxemia]

Almost all gay men look like they were test tube babies

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

@FREAKYPRlNCESS @hideousraven

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

It's my special day

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

What is it about the DMV that makes me feel like I'm about to become a victim

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

Love wins

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🫦

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

Didn't need this today but I've earned it

[Pity @pityscreams]

brb i quit

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

I just played Kahoot for the first time on a work call and y'all I was shaking, I'm so competitive and maybe it's not actually that serious but I got 4th out of 67 people so it actually is that serious to me

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

how do you balance gaming and love

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

Update: I got the position ❤️😭🥹

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

I have another rly important interview today y'all pls pray for me 🥹

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

I think it went okay??? I'm leaving it in god's hands now 🤠

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

@BraveLittleHobo

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

@hideousraven i know

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

At a conference for work and they got a dj

[Gøblïn @CumMiser]

@hideousraven djray 🕺