Keith Cunliffe

Retired from GMP in 2007 having risen to the rank of Constable. Now a 60 something grandad of 14 and great grandad of 7.

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@renabaddie_ Tennessee

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@WorkElizab Dignity.

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@SqSehrish 100. 3x2 then 6x3 = 18
4x3 then 12x4=48
5x4 then 20x 5=100

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@Owain1122651 @spermdonerkebab The holy sprit is called Alan….. or is it Tequila….?

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@ZamBetsy18483 No handball and he actually scored.

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@ZamBetsy18483 Frank Worthington for Bolton Wanderers.

https://t.co/aaW1X3iaHA

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@aturtleoverseas @elsieheatherr They banned fans from bringing in water so they could sell it to them inside.

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@MissLauraMarcus With the current settings on my 15yrs old iPhone. I can stop her using it for social media at any time I choose. I can already stop her accessing any website or app. I can control her contacts list if I wish. All this before the ban.

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@robmac2568 @FreeTheWorId Hope his neck gets better soon.

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@Beno10_MFC 5 km. Pythagoras theorem

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@LonelyGoomba That’s a lie.

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@MattCas04807118 This is ancient.

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@latsot As soon as she started pushing her phone in his face… that’s when the decision was made.

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@deansalford84 Maybe special effects guys are busy wiring up the street with explosives for a week long special where everyone who isn’t gay, disabled or non white will be killed off.

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@MustafaCharts 12

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@Colabubble @itvcorrie No post mortem said he had blunt force trauma to head before falling / pushed from scaffolding.
The only reason cops investigated as murder

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@10092002r Makes a change from a Nigerian Prince.

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@AntiWokeMemes Logarithmic Tables because calculators weren’t a thing.

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@StuartYoung001 After working over a decade in a custody office I can assure you that you usually get 2 or 3 a shift doing just that, or even worse.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Clubcard price is how much it costs in ASDA.