Ncalt (Hons)

Policing with less than 100 days to go. Scotland Brighton & Hove Albion Husband Dad Cats Beer Curry Bombay Mix Pizza Frasier Travel Sitting Loud

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

Train Guards, Please do not introduce too much personality, or in fact any, into your announcements. We literally don’t give a rats arse. Thank-you #Trains

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Two horrible little pricks delighted they can threaten women and still be woke

[Iria 🛰️🍀💙 @Iriagal]

Acabo de descubrir la cuenta de este hombre.

Es el profesor perfecto de inglés.

Escribe como un Lord británico con la mala leche de un fontanero español.

Es mi nuevo mejor amigo de Twitter.

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@InspGadgetBlogs @grahamwettone The best thing to do is wrap his legs up then bring him down, that said you’d still need a few proper units to get the cuffs on or it does turn into various distraction strikes that the public just interpret as punching.

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@GrumpyVet52 @InspGadgetBlogs Spear was about muscle recruitment not knee strikes. It was good but ultimately it was too complicated to teach in an 8 hour session.

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

Take care of each other. #BlueLivesMatter

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@BriW74 And little dances and lip syncing? Surely?

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@theawayfans In the West Ham v Newcastle game the other day the mags player went down after a push and was clearly in great pain, right up to the point when he was kicked in the head! He completely forgot his terrible push injury.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Sweden got rid of VAR.
They heard what everyone connected with the sport had to say about it and ruled, "OK. It's gone."
That will NEVER happen here because the bureaucratic ruling football hierarchy pretend they can't hear what paying public think.
We don't matter.
Bravo Sweden

[Tracy-Ann Oberman MBE @TracyAnnO]

#Eurovisión2026 On so many levels .

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@OfSelina Guilty

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@luxmy_g More on the cat and less of the morons please! 🐈

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@skytv I haven’t bothered with SNL as I didn’t think it would interest me but Hannah, love her.

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@MarkHamill They’re calling it May 4th Boxing Day #StarWars

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@BriW74 @InspGadgetBlogs Probably should have put her in front of a panel of senior Constables

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@Subimaginati @CunliffeKeith @MentalHealthCop @Activeshaz Nope.

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@BriW74 @sherlock_comms Not after they demonstrate the power of their what’s app warrants.

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@sharrond62 Dislike. (Although I do like Coldplay)

[Ncalt (Hons) @Dfecktwit]

@andy2186 @InspGadgetBlogs @lyeemoon Can we please all stop this now! She has her lanyard on. End of conversation! 😉