Dan James

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@DarntLane May be wrong but im sure his last gane for Cas was tge win against wigan. I doubt he will still be here next season.

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@FridayClubPod How much munjaro has the big man had?

[The COYFCast @COYFCast]

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[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@COYFCast Will there be a physical season membership card or just a qr on the phone

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@loverugbyleague Ill be expecting him to be blaming Cas for it somewhere down the line

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Christian Wade any time Hull kick to him

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@WallStreetApes Can someone give me a ball park figure of how much health insurance is per family of 4 a month?

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@UndrTheCosh Couldn't leave the car until that Keith story was finished. I'm want it to be true but for the sake of Keith I'm hoping it's all bull. 😂

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

SAN MARINO WON. THAT’S THE TWEET.

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@OfficialFPL Just the 33. Yes! Thirty Three. Forget this game

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@ATRightMovies S should have been "Stick around" but il get my kids learning it straight away 😆

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@kenflewitt @gazmurrell @TheRFL That's my understanding too. It will be those in u6s that will not be allowed to tackle until u10s. No stepping up an age group to get around it either.

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@DabirHrishikesh @lucasbha1 @nocontextfm1 Never been to the Winter Gardens in Harrogate. Definitely a 'nicer' spoons

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@NoContextBrits Elastic bands.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

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[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@anon_opin Coming from the same person. "It's ok, my dog is friendly". Whilst off the lead and 20m behind.

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@anon_opin Said no one...ever.

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@HumansNoContext Cheese, Gromit

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

@MrBeast Dog 🐕

[Dan James @Cunning__plan]

This guy is the greatest troll on twitter. Hopefully 🤔

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I’m a high-value man, and my time is money. The other night, I was set to meet a sheila for a drink. To kill time, I decided to link with some masculine guys at a private club to pregame. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, I was running a bit behind.

Once I managed to tear myself away from the bonds of male friendship, I opened up my phone to call an Uber. Unfortunately, there weren’t many Uber Blacks in the area, and the estimated wait time was 20 minutes. I was tempted to call a standard Uber, which only had a wait time of 2 minutes, but decided to press on and wait it out. Thank goodness I did, too. Sliding into the back seat of a Mercedes GLE 350 after a wild afternoon with the boys just hits different.

We encountered a bit of traffic on the way across town, but I wasn’t bothered. The car was comfortable, and “Born Free” by Kid Rock rang in my ears. I stepped out of the car and saw the sheila I was meeting. She was a fetching figure but wearing an unwelcoming expression and tapping her foot impatiently.

“You’re late. They gave our table away 20 minutes ago. We’ll have to go somewhere else,” she said in an irritated tone. “Calm down. I was with the boys. You survived, didn’t you?” I replied, unamused.

“Oh,” she said, standing up straight, “you’d rather spend time with your male friends than me, huh? Regardless, we have to go somewhere else, because you were late. Where would you like to go?”

I stopped dead in my tracks and told her, “I’d like you to leave.” She was shocked. “An alpha male is never late. He arrives exactly when he wants to. I’m going on without you tonight.” She was speechless. This was the first time she was receiving correction from an alpha male, and it showed.

Being the gentleman I am, I called her an Uber Pool and watched her roll away before heading back to the hostess stand. When the girl locked eyes with me she was awestruck. “Hello miss, I’ve run into a bit of a problem. I had a reservation for two about half an hour ago that I missed,” I said, with a smile and a twinkle in my eye, “how about we turn that into a reservation for four for right now?”

Moments later, I was at a table, surrounded by 3 other masculine guys, domestic beer in hand. My night had taken a turn for the better, and someone’s future wife learned a valuable life lesson. Everybody wins when an alpha male gets his way.