Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻

*Parody*
Wifely musings from the better half of a 'career psychopath' currently shilling for Farage. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Writer, editor.

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Hi there! I'm back after jumping through the fiery hoops of 2FA 🙄 I'm now abbreviated to Mrs C in order not to attract those ladies in lingerie. Let's see how things go... #satire #parody #politics #cartoons #caricature

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Perhaps they could have Churchill as Mr Brock? Win, win. A Churchillian badger, or is that a chinchilla?🙃

[Bloomberg @business]

Winston Churchill will soon disappear from UK banknotes, as the cigar-toting, wartime leader makes way for creatures like hedgehogs and badgers. After a public consultation, the next generation of pound notes will feature native British wildlife, according to the Bank of England. Read more: https://t.co/wr83znijIJ

📷: Joe Giddens/AFP

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@Joanna__Hardy @Geoffrey_Cox Hmm...isn't this the same guy who, as AG back in 2019, was cheer-leading the prorogation of parliament, then promptly came a cropper?🧐 🕷️ Looks a right old ham.

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Just a little scenario my alter ego composed a while back...https://t.co/OCZ3WiehSp

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Lmfao... Looks like 'Carry On Tosca' judging by this pic 👀 #Tosca #ROH #Nebretko

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Not sure what's happened to my dear mentor @MrsNigel Perhaps the move from Brexit-on-Sea to Clacton was too much. And now there's that upstart French strumpet queering her pitch!🤨She should send Widders over with a locally-sourced Beef Wellington...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Blast from the past... 😏

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

It was quite an ordinary school, really. Fond memories of the fourth form mob, they used to call me 'Vicar'. I recall one weekend when we were supposed to stay indoors for a quiet study period and Monica Hustings hot-wired the bursar’s four wheel drive...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

I've given up on dh. He's gone too far down the rabbit hole, courtesy of Bannon et al. Also a crumpled T-shirt revealing pale and v hairy arms is not a good look...He's also asked me to make his Vote Leave tote into a pillowcase. I have concerns...🐰

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Dipped into the Bower biog of Boz & wished I hadn't. Apparently, he did acknowledge my pash when he was my boss...so I may have got thigh squeezed after all ...(no doubt was impressed by my family heirlooms, but alas, Petronella had bigger assets...) 🏰

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@FraserNelson And some of them didn't even have to 'queue for the loo', they pissed in the street, as per usual...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@thetimes You missed another one, as she seems to have taken up residence in the head of Nick Ferrari among others...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Distracted by Tice's weird empty Escher-style nonsensical bookcase...He's deported all his Harold Robbins...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

All I can see in the murkiness is Nigel in a pair of weirdly high-waisted brown corduroys...Oh, hang on, that's the lecturn... #weaksauce #wrongtrousers #deform

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@MittensOff I dunno... they've given him a Graham Norton makeover? Definitely has better teeth than the real Fagash...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

And don't forget she also lives rent-free in their heads most of the time...

[Briefcase Michael @BriefcaseMike]

The Sun and Mail both splash on Angela Rayner owning three homes. Except she doesn't. One is a Government-owned property that she'll have to vacate when she leaves office. It's like saying a PM owns No 10. But the deception works on those who only see the headline. #Papers

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@The_DrDoom can't even spell damned...

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@Dominic2306 ...said the guy whose blatantly undemocratic master-plan to shut down parliament in 2019 was eventually quashed by the lady judge wearing a spider brooch...he's got a grudge, folks.

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! Boris was newly installed as PM, while my dh was wandering the corridors of HoC with his tatty old Vote Leave tote & glass of red in hand, terrifying all the Spads... ha! #MyXAnniversary

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@joseph__place AI art: they love kitsch. Badly fitting clothes: they never see themselves for who they are.

[Mrs C's Journal 🇺🇦 🌻 @Cunningsplan]

@LozzaFox 'He's finished and he knows it.' Doesn't that apply to you? :P