Hi there! I'm back after jumping through the fiery hoops of 2FA ๐ I'm now abbreviated to Mrs C in order not to attract those ladies in lingerie. Let's see how things go... #satire#parody#politics#cartoons#caricature
Winston Churchill will soon disappear from UK banknotes, as the cigar-toting, wartime leader makes way for creatures like hedgehogs and badgers. After a public consultation, the next generation of pound notes will feature native British wildlife, according to the Bank of England. Read more: https://t.co/wr83znijIJ
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@Joanna__Hardy@Geoffrey_Cox Hmm...isn't this the same guy who, as AG back in 2019, was cheer-leading the prorogation of parliament, then promptly came a cropper?๐ง ๐ท๏ธ Looks a right old ham.
Not sure what's happened to my dear mentor @MrsNigel Perhaps the move from Brexit-on-Sea to Clacton was too much. And now there's that upstart French strumpet queering her pitch!๐คจShe should send Widders over with a locally-sourced Beef Wellington...
It was quite an ordinary school, really. Fond memories of the fourth form mob, they used to call me 'Vicar'. I recall one weekend when we were supposed to stay indoors for a quiet study period and Monica Hustings hot-wired the bursarโs four wheel drive...
I've given up on dh. He's gone too far down the rabbit hole, courtesy of Bannon et al. Also a crumpled T-shirt revealing pale and v hairy arms is not a good look...He's also asked me to make his Vote Leave tote into a pillowcase. I have concerns...๐ฐ
Dipped into the Bower biog of Boz & wished I hadn't. Apparently, he did acknowledge my pash when he was my boss...so I may have got thigh squeezed after all ...(no doubt was impressed by my family heirlooms, but alas, Petronella had bigger assets...) ๐ฐ
All I can see in the murkiness is Nigel in a pair of weirdly high-waisted brown corduroys...Oh, hang on, that's the lecturn... #weaksauce#wrongtrousers#deform
The Sun and Mail both splash on Angela Rayner owning three homes. Except she doesn't. One is a Government-owned property that she'll have to vacate when she leaves office. It's like saying a PM owns No 10. But the deception works on those who only see the headline. #Papers
@Dominic2306 ...said the guy whose blatantly undemocratic master-plan to shut down parliament in 2019 was eventually quashed by the lady judge wearing a spider brooch...he's got a grudge, folks.
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! Boris was newly installed as PM, while my dh was wandering the corridors of HoC with his tatty old Vote Leave tote & glass of red in hand, terrifying all the Spads... ha! #MyXAnniversary