Cassilynn 🦄

Lover of: Books. Karaoke nights. Jack Daniels . Coffee. Smashing the Patriarchy. and Live tweeting shows that have been off the air for years.

[Cassilynn 🦄 @CupcakeNova]

My new bitmoji is not only way cuter than ill ever be. This one photo shows she clearly has better hack skills than i ever did.

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[Cassilynn 🦄 @CupcakeNova]

Does anyone else feel compelled to sing "it's a hard knock life" every time they have to do any chore around the house? Or is it just me and my dramatic ass?

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@aGrumpyMom While im all for everyone being tested even when in a committed relationship.

Rando text "reminders" are not what i had in mind 😂😂😂

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I aspire to be THIS level of petty.
But my short ass legs would never reach the ceiling 😂😂😂

[Laugh & RT @da_meme_dealer]

My girlfriend and I are tired of the neighbors stomping their feet upstairs.

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Drinking game

Drink every time Olivia talks about her cat or says the word cat

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Im shocked that the experts havent said 600000 time "this is a legally binding marriage and the only way out is divorce" 😂😂😂

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Well damn the explanation of the episode seems to give something away

Episode one said 10 singles... episode 2 says eight.....

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Wait... how did she find out all this shit....

And why is she mad because the man she is supposed to married is emotional and talks about feeling? Isnt that a good thing?

Maybe i really know nothing about marriage 😂

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Brett is really hitting on Henrys friend...
Like wtf

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@TheJayUNF Pretty sure she is a queen.( just got to that part)

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..... i take back my orginal thought of Woody... he has been back on the screen for like 6 seconds and im annoyed

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Christina seems like a bitch already.

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@TheJayUNF I think we are about to get to that part. Im intrigued to see what happens

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@TheJayUNF

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@TheJayUNF Oh jeeze. Im almost to that point. They are picking out tuxes and dresses.

I already think Brett is a piece of shit and Bennett makes me want to burn his tiny house down.

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@TheJayUNF Im on the first episode. Im interested to see what they are think of one another.

Because i honestly dont understand how the " experts" work

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Henry seems nice but passive... which could make for an interesting time

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Already annoyed with Christina .. but love her mom