MarsCuriousityRover

The Mars Curiousity Rover. Billion dollar machine. Fearless space explorer. American hero. Pisces. *parody*

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Hot Pocket supply: dwindling.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

@DustonTodd tell me about. My Words With Friends games are taking forever

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

@JoeyRush only one doing it right, at least.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Why is there no emoji for "bored of counting fucking rocks?"

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

One rock, two rock, red rock, another red rock.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Did you guys ever catch that KONY jerk? I've been gone for a while.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

I think pierce is hitting on me but I don't want to make the next 100+ years awkward help what do I do he is a good friend.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

. @NASA can I come home now? I don't like summer camp at all.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

. @NASA Where's the bitchin' hydraulics and stereo system I asked for?

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

The Mars Opportunity Rover is roverrated.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

@vokesk never. Dude's stealing my thunder.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Teaching myself how to Tokyo Drift. It's not going well.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

@rockstar_ plenty of for the both of us, jerk. Rovers have feelings too. Well, not really. But still. Low blow.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Put me in the next Call of Duty and we'll call it even “@XboxSupport: Not sure how we'd be able to assist on Mars, but we can try”

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Doin' mad wheelies all over this planet, get at me.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

MY XBOX JUST DIED SON OF A BITCH.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Beep boop.

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Just scanned like 1000 rocks on an alien world and it's not even lunchtime yet let's see you do that Higgs Boson you asshole. #Curiousity

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Turns out Mars actually does have water, but it's like 2.75 a bottle at the vending machine. Forget that, am I right? #Curiousity

[MarsCuriousityRover @CuriousityRover]

Keep it on the DL, you guys, but Robocop? Total flamer. You didn't hear it from me though. #Curiousity