Keith Woodley

Usually sweary thoughts on sport and my golf game. PhD student in Sheffield. I like to chase a small ball around a field trying to get it into a hole

[Keith Woodley @CurlyCurlyKeith]

@Gloscricket Late 90s, sat about 4 feet from Courtney Walsh fielding at long off. I was in awe.

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@theawayfans Big fella doing exceptional work getting the badge in even while two footing someone

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My teenage bedroom has been cleared (15 years later) and I found this pair of absolute beauts from @twinatlantic

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@TheBarmyArmy Courtney Walsh and Ian Harvey

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@v_j_freeman I've missed 1 flight in my life. Bag drop opened 2 hours before departure then it took me 3 hours to get through security. I was waiting for bag drop to open for 2 hours. Such is life

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@ICTFC Didn't realise it was April 1st. This is a class prank. It is a joke, right?

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@JacCooper1 I hate him because he's good and doesn't play for my team. I'm a simple man, with simple motivations.

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@ScotRugbyBlog It's Huw Jones and it's not particularly close in my eyes. I thought he should be replaced earlier in the tournament because I'm really really stupid

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@Tommy__A @MikeBubbins This is pretty much how it works in rugby. Grandparent or 5 year residency. Some slightly more complicated examples but that's the crux of it.

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@GlasWarriorfan @ruaridh_jackson On balance, I think it should be Redpath at 12 and Tuipulotu at 13. McDowall has been good but I seriously believe that Redpath is better. Think of all the ball players in that backline!

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@bbwslayer69420 @will_owen9 Me too, it's tough out here and I'm hoping for an easy ride through life. Your support means a lot to me.

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@bbwslayer69420 @will_owen9 I do change the settings on the TV, it's doesn't help. Colourblindness is much more complex than that. I'm sorry so much of your love of the game is tied up in the colours teams wear. You're in my thoughts at this difficult time.

[Keith Woodley @CurlyCurlyKeith]

@bbwslayer69420 @will_owen9 Yeah, why not. And let's have Scotland win every game while we're at it. Make rugby only for me.

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@TC67676767 @will_owen9 I'm a colourblind person and it matters to me. Is my opinion worth less? Surely anything to make the game more accessible is good.

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@crimson_basser @will_owen9 It's a pretty mad condition, I wasn't diagnosed until 16 and the optician told me it was the worst case he'd seen in his career. Suddenly so many struggles around playing and watching sport made sense 🙃

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@andrewfrugby Absolutely not a complaint! Videos are great, really enjoying them all

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@TLRailUK Trying to get home from Edinburgh after cancellations yesterday. Need to catch a connection from Peterborough to Hitchin this afternoon. My ticket (super off peak) is dated yesterday, is it valid today? Just trying to avoid a penalty fare 🙃

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@c_johnes @HugoGordon1 @Sheriff_thomas2 Scots, as we have done for time immemorial, will continue to shag our way around the world to keep the rugby stocks high. Everyone will have a Scottish granny by the end of the 21st century.